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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ipod is a foot what you can put internet into

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Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Hammerite posted:

PHP is actually a recursive acronym, it stands for "Pretty Horrible PHP"

The change to "PHP is actually a double mutually recursive acronym" will always make me chuckle because "Personal Home Page" was a perfect description and use case for the language

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Modern php is good though

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

counterpoint:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Blatantly Overpriced Stereo Equipment

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

SpaceAceJase posted:

Modern php is good though

:haw: you had me for a second then I remembered what thread this was

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Sweevo posted:

counterpoint:



Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this!

"Then don't do that."

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

== test for equality
=== really test for equality
==== they're total equal this time i swear (not a guarantee)
===== look we said they're equal what more do you want?
====== what do you mean you don't want 1 to equal to "1"?

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Sweevo posted:

counterpoint:



what the gently caress is up with arrays

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
please do not hate on php it was some guy’s idiot side project that got taken way too far

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

SpaceAceJase posted:

Modern php is good though

challenge failed

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Ploft-shell crab posted:

please do not hate on <open source project> it was some guy’s idiot side project that got taken way too far

pram
Jun 10, 2001

lol

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Sweevo posted:

== test for equality
=== really test for equality
==== they're total equal this time i swear (not a guarantee)
===== look we said they're equal what more do you want?
====== what do you mean you don't want 1 to equal to "1"?

======= merge conflict

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Maybe AmberPOS isn’t only used by idiots and assholes?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
pardon me, sir, but I’m a buffoon.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Doom Mathematic posted:

======= merge conflict

:golfclap:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sweevo posted:

counterpoint:



I always see this and hope the actual string "php" is significant in some way

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wait why is "php" 0?

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


True == 1
True == "php"
"php" != 0 ?????

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

3D Megadoodoo posted:

wait why is "php" 0?

:thejoke:?

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

The double equals! They do nothing!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

I've heard that the macintosh operating system is actually dogshit garbage

this is true but also it’s better to use as your desktop os than the other garbage

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

TimWinter posted:

The double equals! They do nothing!

you think that’s impressive? watch this:

===

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

you think that’s impressive? watch this:

===

:ohdear:

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
may as well formalize this and make a language where the number of consecutive equal signs represents the depth of the comparison

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Typically you think of bits as being "on" or "off," but they also have a little known 3rd state, "Melvin."

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
640K just isn't enough anymore.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
You can de-gauss a modern LCD monitor, but the switch is usually hidden. Can you find yours?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
VGA is fine.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
for me to poop on

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
VGA stands for Very Good Adapter

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

640K just isn't enough anymore.

why not

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
it's not all about the pentiums

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Plank Walker posted:

it's not all about the pentiums

you took it too far

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

yeah that’s profoundly hosed up

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

TI-80 calculators have a form factor that modern mobile devices still attempt to replicate

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Silver Alicorn posted:

Typically you think of bits as being "on" or "off," but they also have a little known 3rd state, "Melvin."
ugh what is this postmodern garbiage

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

reverse polish notation is the right way around in australia

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

reverse polish notation is the right way around in australia

reverse australian notation is the right way around in poland

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