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i choose to program in the language of love op my code is a pure expression of the creators love for the creation i loving love code and the code loves the universe
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hi loving love code i’m dad
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Jun 22, 2020 09:20
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zui > gui
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Jun 22, 2020 09:40
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President Beep posted:hi loving love code i’m dad lol nice shorts dad
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Jun 22, 2020 10:35
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i loving love dad’s short’s
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Jun 22, 2020 10:38
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that’s why i say “hey dad i’m shorts”
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President Beep posted:that’s why i say “hey dad i’m shorts” dont sign your posts, short dad
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suffix posted:people only write insecure c code because they aren't as smart as you are It's not insecure, it just doesn't feel the need to talk all the time.
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everyone will learn how to program if we just make it fun! also, someone should somehow put gamification into an IDE or jira system
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why can’t i copy/paste text from error popups? wtf is wrong with these assholes?!
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President Beep posted:why can’t i copy/paste text from error popups? wtf is wrong with these assholes?! apparently if you hit ctrl-c on some windows dialogs it'll copy the whole text to the clipboard but there's no way to know which ones
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carry on then posted:apparently if you hit ctrl-c on some windows dialogs it'll copy the whole text to the clipboard but there's no way to know which ones I trained my parents to whip out their iphones and text me a picture even if they could ctrl-c the text, I would still prefer a lofi screenshot than having them try to e-mail me anything
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Jun 23, 2020 06:02
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javascript was invented by intel and the deep state to create artificial demand for new computers because perfectly adequate processors can no longer handle web pages
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:javascript was invented by intel and the deep state to create artificial demand for new computers because perfectly adequate processors can no longer handle web pages also to promote 5g because of the need to download 10+ MB to even start rendering a page
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Jun 24, 2020 03:34
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storage should be a unified pool without a difference between volatile memory and involatile memory. just make everything a big SSD with a 256mb cpu cache.
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emacs is a modal editor it’s just that you gotta keep the shortcut keys pressed to have the modes stick
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MononcQc posted:emacs is a modal editor it’s just that you gotta keep the shortcut keys pressed to have the modes stick can you do sticky keys or something?
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President Beep posted:can you do sticky keys or something? yeah but it’s not work safe
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MononcQc posted:yeah but it’s not work safe emacs hardcore
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President Beep posted:can you do sticky keys or something? emacs doesn't support it ootb software side because it assumes that emacs users have actual sticky keys
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:emacs doesn't support it ootb software side because it assumes that emacs users have actual sticky keys p sure sticky keys was rms’s vision for all of gnu but he never coded it in because he found a hardware solution
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seg faults are actually named after Arthur Seg, the world's first bad programmer. Whenever a program on the Univac would crash they'd always find out it was "Seg's fault"
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i still remember the first time i saw someone call it a segmentation fault and it took me a minute to realize what had happened
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don’t turn off motherfucking numlock whenever i reboot!!!
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vim is topologically equivalent to emacs
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animist posted:vim is topologically equivalent to emacs lmao
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the internet is a cool place that can get you laid sometimes
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data is stored in the mouse balls
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usb stands for ultimate satan balls
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actually it stands for Up Side down Bro
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:usb stands for ultimate satan balls the devils own is firewire
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i dare one of you motherfuckers to actually show me right here and now that the halting problem isn't solvable, go ahead i'll wait
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Trabisnikof posted:i dare one of you motherfuckers to actually show me right here and now that the halting problem isn't solvable, go ahead i'll wait assume we have a program f such that f(g,x) answers yes if the program g halts running on input x, otherwise it answers no. then construct g(x)=if f(x,x) then while(1) {} else return now f(g,g) answers yes iff f(g,g) answes no, which is a contradiction.
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there has never been an any key
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despite support functional programming being stateless Bakunin fundamental disagrees with the concept of higher order functions
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:usb stands for ultimate satan balls the U in USB stands for USB
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Trabisnikof posted:i dare one of you motherfuckers to actually show me right here and now that the halting problem isn't solvable, go ahead i'll wait Cybernetic Vermin posted:assume we have a program f such that f(g,x) answers yes if the program g halts running on input x, otherwise it answers no. rekt
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P = P
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echinopsis posted:the U in USB stands for USB it’s infinite recurring USBs all the way down
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