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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
most people who get big hard ons about design patterns and “best practices” are huge navel gazers and the guy who bangs out poo poo that works in PHP or some other lesser language with bad designs is way better to have on your team

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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
Martin Fowler has corrupted an entire generation of programmers into not understanding what their job is!!!


designing the api: 1 30 minute meeting

designing the internals: 3 weeks of daily bikeshedding

my homie dhall fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jun 13, 2020

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
there does exist a program that can tell whether another one terminates

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
you’re operating system is quite good

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
please do not hate on php it was some guy’s idiot side project that got taken way too far

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