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Arrested for getting caught smuggling a ham! Do time. |
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You are now living in a van down by the river, haunted by Chris Farley. Draw again. |
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Jun 12, 2020 23:57
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Your children all grow up to have successful careers going around the world doing stand up comedy telling everyone how hosed up YOU were as a parent. |
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Jun 12, 2020 23:59
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Your dog has worms! Spend $2000 trying to get all the poo poo stains out of everything you cherish! |
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Jun 13, 2020 00:00
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You hosed up and accidently sent a dick pic to your boss's wife. Spend $500 "going Dutch" because your boss wants to go out to dinner with you. You now have 25 dick pics on your phone from your boss, and HR is on speed dial! |
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Jun 13, 2020 00:03
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FluffieDuckie posted:children graduate from college: gain $40K a year in income Is this you? https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/14/uk/waitrose-eggs-hatched-gbr-intl-scli/index.html https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 14, 2020 18:28
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Lose healthcare! Remove funnybone, because it's YOUR turn to operate! |
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Jun 14, 2020 19:28
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Put on a red sweater and khakis. You are now Jake from State Farm. |
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