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numberoneposter posted:i like to take a carrot and saute it with butter and thyme Stay the gently caress away from that carrot it's my man!!
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Jun 12, 2020 22:48
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Stay the gently caress away from that carrot it's my man!! Dreaming about that 8" hunk.
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Jun 12, 2020 22:50
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Carrot jealousy is a slippery slope that destroys lives.
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Jun 12, 2020 22:52
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Carrots are stored in the crisper. 
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you say “carrot” i say “carrot” we’re both saying the same thing, buddy
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Jun 12, 2020 22:53
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Pahilla the Hun posted:you say “carrot” i say “carrot” we’re both saying the same thing, buddy Oh, I love this song. *turns up the old Victrola*
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Jun 12, 2020 22:54
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Big Beef City posted:Parsnips are carrots yea. so, is it a tuber?
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Pahilla the Hun posted:so, is it a tuber? It's closely related to...check this poo poo out.. parsley. Technically no I don't think it's a tuber in either the traditional vernacular sense or otherwise.
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Jun 12, 2020 22:58
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carrot juice is the best orange juice
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Actually they're full of beta-carotenes, as in like the loser version of a carotene
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Jun 12, 2020 23:10
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numberoneposter posted:carrot juice is the best orange juice carrot ginger juice is my idea of what they drink in heaven.
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Jun 12, 2020 23:24
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Literally A Person posted:carrot ginger juice is my idea of what they drink in heaven. they need it for their ghost eyes so they can see down at us sinning all the way down here
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Jun 13, 2020 00:29
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I only found out about the ww2 carrot radar thing recently, felt like a real rube.
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Jun 13, 2020 00:43
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I've heard multiple times that one of the ways they were able to get Mr. Ed to talk was by shoving carrots up his rear end. Every carrot you eat is one less carrot used to sodomize a donkey.
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Jun 13, 2020 00:51
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My old boss used to walk around all the time with a carrot in his hand holding it like it was a big cigar. He was fat as gently caress but thought eating a lot of carrots would give him toned abs because apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger said they would in a documentary he watched
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Jun 13, 2020 01:17
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Considering the sheer volume of carrots used to sodomize donkeys on the regular, chances are if you are a regular eater of carrots you've already eaten a donkey rear end carrot.
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Jun 13, 2020 01:19
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one does not simply eat a carrot -boromor
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Jun 13, 2020 01:23
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numberoneposter posted:one does not simply eat a carrot -boromor Boromor acting all sad and crying a little because sonme little 3' tall dude jsut said I'll do it
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Jun 13, 2020 01:41
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I almost forgot about one of the best movies of all time
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Jun 13, 2020 02:04
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drat it's been way too long since I just ate a carrot, used to do it all the time at the best of my mom who was letting them to use in some planned dish.
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Jun 13, 2020 02:11
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My IM handle in high school was CarrotChomper14.
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Jun 13, 2020 02:25
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I have no carrots. Only radishes
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AuntBuck posted:I have no carrots. Only radishes Close your eyes and pretend.
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Jun 13, 2020 02:39
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If you want a good prank tell someone you made mashed potatoes but actually make mashed parsnips. 
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Radishes are better than carrots anyway HELL YEA I SAID IT I'm breaking free of the chains that BIND ME TO THESE CARROT MASTERS! Open your arms and hearts to your Radish liberators and sup deeply upon their bountiful flesh!
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Jun 13, 2020 03:28
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Our radishes just came up and, get this, I took those delicious fuckers (french breakfast variety btw) and ran them down the veggie mandolin to make a shitload of delicious thin slices then served them shits on some pumpernickel with cream cheese  
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Jun 13, 2020 03:33
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ngl that sounds good. I got some radishes I'm gonna coat in olive oil and rosemary and bake them up. It's like those little red potatoes but with less starch and flavor.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:37
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Literally A Person posted:Our radishes just came up and, get this, I took those delicious fuckers (french breakfast variety btw) and ran them down the veggie mandolin to make a shitload of delicious thin slices then served them shits on some pumpernickel with cream cheese holy poo poo i didnt realize you were a pro
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Jun 13, 2020 03:45
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wait yes i did!!!
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Jun 13, 2020 03:46
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why do people buy baby carrots? a lot of the time regular ones are cheaper and tastier and you get more
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Pahilla the Hun posted:holy poo poo i didnt realize you were a pro  Pahilla the Hun posted:wait yes i did!!! Les Os posted:why do people buy baby carrots? a lot of the time regular ones are cheaper and tastier and you get more Some people can't handle that kind of length and girth. 
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Jun 13, 2020 03:49
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My wife isn't a big fan of radishes and I love them bitches more than I love her so every year she and I fight a vicious war with one another where she attempts to sabotage my plans at more radishes and kohlrabi while I scheme to poison her drat beans. One day one of us will die and the garden will belong to the victor.
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Big Beef City posted:My wife isn't a big fan of radishes and I love them bitches more than I love her so every year she and I fight a vicious war with one another where she attempts to sabotage my plans at more radishes and kohlrabi while I scheme to poison her drat beans. One day one of us will die and the garden will belong to the victor. Gotta get sexy with the radish, man. Seduce her into a love affair with the radish.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:55
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Literally A Person posted:Our radishes just came up and, get this, I took those delicious fuckers (french breakfast variety btw) and ran them down the veggie mandolin to make a shitload of delicious thin slices then served them shits on some pumpernickel with cream cheese https://i.imgur.com/o5hBDdR.mp4
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Jun 13, 2020 03:56
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Carrots are pretty good with salsa. You can cut carrot sticks, or if you're fat and lazy like me just split them in half lengthways. My wife also adds carrot slices to curry dishes. You will want to parboil them first but that's pretty easy to achieve with the microwave oven.
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Jun 13, 2020 13:24
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We’ve got some multi-color carrots growing in the garden. Probably a dumb question, but this is the first time I’ve grown carrots. How do I know when they’re ready for eatin’?
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On the seed packet it will say "xx days" this is a joke intended to make everyone laugh at you for thinking the carrots are ready. When that number of days has passed, select a carrot at random and pull it from the earth and examine your failure. You will assume there is no way that this bastard child of the desolate plot of ground you call your garden can be yours, and so be prepared to pull another to confirm your inadequacies. Once you've done so, be prepared to wait another week and then repeat the process until the carrots are as big as you're willing to wait for them to get. That's how you'll know they're done. In following years you'll know to plant more carrots than you need to account for this method of testing.
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I've got a pretty good sloppy joe recipe that's basically mostly carrot. You dice em up nice and small and cook em down with onion and spices for a while then stew it with tomatoes and add tomorrow paste to thicken
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