Round 1 Does he read books quietly at home? No Does he read in public places specifically so people can see what he's reading? Yes. Does he sit at a bar and read Deepak Chopra? No Does he sit at a bar and read the Great Gatsby? Yes It's George! Round 2 Does he live in an apartment? No Does he have a sign in his yard? Yes Does it say "In Our America Loves Wins"? Definitely not Is it a typo-filled screed about the 2nd Amendment? Yes It's Alfred!