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Holding out my pinkies as I type my posts. It's just the proper way to do it. |
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sure, the diamond encrusted keyboard constantly cut my fingers, and yes, my gold mouse is incredibly heavy, but such is the price of fashion
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Jun 13, 2020 17:06
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Beethoven is playing as I type. No, not that symphony. A lesser known one. |
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Jun 13, 2020 17:16
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My Rolex is faceless. Keeps the nouveau riche uessing. |
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Jun 13, 2020 17:17
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Posting in a tailored suit. Between posts I place my hands in velvet hand warmers.
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Jun 13, 2020 17:26
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*in snooty English accent* Father paid for my posting education, making sure I learned all the classic threads. I suppose that's why I'm a posting superstar who gets emptyquoted all the time! Ah, the burden of being a posting genius! Sometimes in my more high-flying flights of fancy I yearn once more for those halcyon days of being a newbie, but alas! Duty calls, m'dear. *the camera zooms out to reveal my monitor screen has been dark the whole time.* magic cactus fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jun 13, 2020
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Jun 13, 2020 17:28
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magic cactus posted:*in snooty English accent*
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Jun 13, 2020 17:43
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posting noblesse oblige "We make these posts for the benefit of all the poor, lowly, inferior posters so that they might learn from their betters, and in time, perhaps make a good post of their own"
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Jun 13, 2020 18:27
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Ah tsk tsk, thou hast forgotten thine ring, alas.
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Jun 13, 2020 19:01
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*puts doilies on top of the coasters* *hopes someone notices the effort* https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 13, 2020 19:29
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Dear BYOB forum users, I saw that a topic had been raised regarding how your betters post on the internet. I just thought I should chime in with my own experience. I get my generously endowed Manservant to type out my witticisms because I would never besmirch my hands by touching a keyboard. Perhaps I shall ask him to share some of my etchings with you. Yours sincerely, Stooge esq.
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Jun 13, 2020 19:39
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Stooge posted:Dear BYOB forum users, In the Royal: "We are amused." |
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Jun 13, 2020 19:41
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:so that they might learn from their betters, and in time, perhaps This works in theory but some people hate to see somebody else make it. The upper posting classes get upset at the new blood and the lurkers get upset that they aren't the new superstar. And both will blame the IK who makes it happen. Henry VIII got a lot of guff for promoting from the middle classes. Another Henry got murdered for keeping a lowly knight "commoner" in his inner circle. Your gentleman's gentleman needs to know their place and not send their kids to the same school as you do. Your empty-quoting a new poster will get you on ignore lists. We're all just crabs who drag each other down. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jun 13, 2020 |
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Jun 13, 2020 19:42
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And now, I present my 14 hour dramatic reading of War and Peace....
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Jun 13, 2020 19:44
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effort post in the philosophy thread about monads |
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Jun 13, 2020 19:57
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I'll let you know that I am writing this post with my finger crowns on.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:46
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Goons Are Great posted:I'll let you know that I am writing this post with my finger crowns on.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:05
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This post is the top stone in a pyramid scheme. You are all part of my multi-level marketing scheme of chill https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 13, 2020 23:08
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Heather Papps posted:sure, the diamond encrusted keyboard constantly cut my fingers, and yes, my gold mouse is incredibly heavy, but such is the price of fashion i never realized before how much i needed a gleaming precious metal trackball
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Jun 14, 2020 00:05
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or perhaps a finely polished stone
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Jun 14, 2020 00:06
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owlhawk911 posted:i never realized before how much i needed a gleaming precious metal trackball i stuck the hope diamond in my trackball insert and as soon as it turned on it blinded me and set my house on fire
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Jun 14, 2020 00:10
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The Voice of Labor posted:effort post in the philosophy thread about monads Don't doxx me please.
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Jun 14, 2020 23:18
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magic cactus posted:*in snooty English accent*
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Jun 14, 2020 23:30
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after every ban, instead of reregging gets a new account following the naming convention of accountname the (n+1) where n is the number of bans, eg. acountname the second accountname the third... |
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Jun 17, 2020 02:46
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Typing is for rubes I am dictating this post from inside a lion's mouth while midgets feed me endangered grapes. e: help me i am one of the midgets he forces us to type out all this stupid poo poo oh god he's coming please ple--
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Jun 17, 2020 02:56
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how dreadful! a post?!? my dear i only construct columns
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Jun 17, 2020 02:59
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Heather Papps posted:how dreadful! a post?!? my dear i only construct columns Sir, you only "construct columns" my...that would make you a construction worker now, wouldn't it? Not very fancy. Pahilla the Hun sips brandy
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Jun 17, 2020 03:22
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Goons Are Great posted:I'll let you know that I am writing this post with my finger crowns on. i already emptyquoted this but i was thinking about it again today
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Jun 17, 2020 03:24
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*Ensconces myself in finery*
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Jun 17, 2020 03:27
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*enters covered in poo poo* 'ello guvs, oim 'ere ta clean the commode oi am, don't mind the shite, oi'll be but a minnit! |
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Jun 17, 2020 03:36
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free hubcaps posted:*enters covered in poo poo* i whisper instructions to one servant who whispers instructions to another until the instructions have reached the filthiest servant, who takes your hand gently and guides you to the water closet
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Jun 20, 2020 00:17
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I already have the last post in the tea thread so I'll mention here that I accidentally bought what might be the most expensive supermarket tea bags I've ever come across. Mighty Leaf comes to about a dollar a bag but it's so good. Posting while drinking a mug with two (2) bags 
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Jun 20, 2020 03:46
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Every one of my posts are written with a calligraphy pen on parchment, scanned and posted as an image |
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Jun 20, 2020 04:23
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*busts through walls of mansion and yells OH YEAH repeatedly until arrested* |
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Jun 20, 2020 05:43
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Space Taxi posted:Every one of my posts are written with a calligraphy pen on parchment, scanned and posted as an image the bespoke pixels in my meme images are not exactly square, the subtle variations in shape and color emphasize their artisanal origin
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Jun 20, 2020 05:51
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Manifisto posted:the bespoke pixels in my meme images are not exactly square, the subtle variations in shape and color emphasize their artisanal origin the dark and dangerous conditions in the pixel mines only serve to highlight the everyday courage of the heroes who risk their lives for slightly more than minimum wage to ensure a steady flow of top quality pixels |
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Jun 20, 2020 05:54
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Dear The Fancy Post Zone, O, how I do receive thee! Please, do not hesitate to hark upon me with any questions forthwith! For I, the poster herewithin, do agree with the posts posted above my own, as dictated by quotes so empty they ring true. I do by, hereby, wish to engage further in posting. Whilst thou quote me? Perhaps, in encouragement? Mockery? Do thy thing. Sincerely, Pahilla the Hun
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Jun 20, 2020 05:54
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Heather Papps posted:i whisper instructions to one servant who whispers instructions to another until the instructions have reached the filthiest servant, who takes your hand gently and guides you to the water closet |
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Jun 20, 2020 05:54
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Dear The Fancy Post Zone, i do say!
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Dear The Fancy Post Zone, Harumph |
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