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*places a little bit of caviar on my post*
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Jun 22, 2020 14:19
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Makes toast points.
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Jun 22, 2020 15:34
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my post drives by in a pt cruiser top down windows down most of the spongebob decals still not peeled off
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Jun 22, 2020 16:54
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nut posted:my post drives by in a pt cruiser top down windows down most of the spongebob decals still not peeled off *Scoffs* |
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Jun 22, 2020 18:05
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more like pt bruiser ouch
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Jun 22, 2020 18:09
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nut posted:my post drives by in a pt cruiser top down windows down most of the spongebob decals still not peeled off i stand on the back seat to moon fancy posters but fall down
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Jun 22, 2020 18:24
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owlhawk911 posted:i stand on the back seat to moon fancy posters but fall down hoist by your own lunar'd
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Jun 22, 2020 19:24
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the PT stands for pretty thankful in that i'm pretty thankful i don't need fancy expensive things to feel good about my posts i just need my pt cruiser thanks
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Jun 22, 2020 21:33
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I was born with a silver post in my mouth.
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Jun 22, 2020 22:19
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Daddy and Mummy bought me a new posting house in the Hamptons.
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Jun 22, 2020 22:36
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rubbing ambergris on my forehead before I post or else why bother waking up in the morning
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Jun 23, 2020 00:19
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Literally A Person posted:Makes toast points. poast toints
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Jun 23, 2020 00:37
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more falafel please posted:poast toints |
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Jun 24, 2020 00:11
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*crushing a bud light before typing about how im classy as gently caress and then farting loudly as I hit the post button* |
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Jun 24, 2020 09:54
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Ahh fellow Monarchs am I late for this evenings festivities !?! I simply could not find anything appropriate to wear. |
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Jun 30, 2020 00:37
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I daresay. You're dressed 2 tha 9s as it is what ho
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Jun 30, 2020 00:50
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prepuce repurposed posted:I daresay. You're dressed 2 tha 9s as it is what ho well then I must digress, lets get this ball started then |
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Jun 30, 2020 00:57
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end every post with, “i say”
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Jun 30, 2020 04:46
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I daresay, fellows, I feel positively naked if I leave the manor house without my spats. Even if most days I leave wearing only spats and nothing else. |
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Jun 30, 2020 05:29
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I daresay, fellows, I feel positively naked if I leave the manor house without my spats. Even if most days I leave wearing only spats and nothing else. yoga jorts are my only exception to this rule. to be seen in either is all I live 4 
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Jun 30, 2020 05:35
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main acct is on the well, just post on SA to slum it |
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Jun 30, 2020 07:23
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I'm getting three different 500 dollar haircuts at the same time. |
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Jun 30, 2020 12:53
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alright i've just been told that cutting both ends of the gogurt open and you and your friend competing from each side to see who gets more isn't in fact, "fancy" so i have some apologizing to do
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Jun 30, 2020 13:16
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*looks at a Faberge egg* Ah, yes. Indubitably. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:yoga jorts are my only exception to this rule. to be seen in either is all I live 4 Yoga Jorts nut posted:alright i've just been told that cutting both ends of the gogurt open and you and your friend competing from each side to see who gets more isn't in fact, "fancy" so i have some apologizing to do if sharing gogurt isn't fancy then well i guess you'd better just call me plain
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Jun 30, 2020 16:00
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PLAIN Gogurt! Perish the thought!
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:PLAIN Gogurt! Perish the thought! do you take me for an animal, sir? tis 'bee do bee do berry' minion gogurt or better 
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Jun 30, 2020 17:43
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owlhawk911 posted:do you take me for an animal, sir? tis 'bee do bee do berry' minion gogurt or better A fine vintage, to be sure!
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owlhawk911 posted:Yoga Jorts owlhawk911 posted:do you take me for an animal, sir? tis 'bee do bee do berry' minion gogurt or better GoGurt Sharts Posting this from a private jet on a computer I will toss out the window after hitting "Post"
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me to the grocer: LOOK, LOOK AT ME, RIGHT HERE, AT MY EYES, ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP LAUGHING OR ARE YOU, OH I DUNNO, GOING TO DO YOUR JOB AND SELL ME SOME BEE DO BEE DO BERRIES OR WHAT
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Jun 30, 2020 17:55
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My tailor refuses to use my printed out posts as the basis of my ermine coat, so now I have a new tailor that doesn't rely on coupons & deals to survive. Peasants.
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Jun 30, 2020 18:02
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Goons Are Great posted:My tailor refuses to use my printed out posts as the basis of my ermine coat, so now I have a new tailor that doesn't rely on coupons & deals to survive. this is called suffering for fashion. it's dreadful what we put up with
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Jun 30, 2020 18:08
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*sips from chalice of gold* i say |
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Jul 1, 2020 04:56
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DAIRY KING posted:*sips from chalice of gold* i say pip pip yes indeed. Harumph *moustache puff* I could do with some breakfast followed by a jolly good rogering (idk what that means tbh)
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Jul 1, 2020 05:06
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Ahh yes old roger you see him as well? jolly good chap, certainly does work the knots out |
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Jul 1, 2020 05:30
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DAIRY KING posted:Ahh yes old roger you see him as well? jolly good chap, certainly does work the knots out one's pipes need at least half a rogering per annum is what I always say. A toast to Roger and his... Acuity  
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prepuce repurposed posted:one's pipes need at least half a rogering per annum is what I always say. Indubitably for tis as my father always said: "for a stiff pipe certanly is a rot, fear not, old rodger will clear thy clot, once twice thrice as he goes, watch old rodger as he rows" |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:08
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Hm, ah... I'm accustomed to being announced when I enter? Oh dear, this is awkward. Very well: le post |
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Esteemed colleagues, fellow philosophers, and postsmiths, Mayhaps I might contribute to this "thread" with a humorous observation of my own making? Imagine if you will that BYOB, yes the very same BYOB we are situated in now, actually stood for: Bring Your Own Butler What an amusing happenstance that would be! postfully yours, The forums user formally known as Stooge
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