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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ftwoday igot loving juicy poo poo here for you

quote:

DAD LOST MY IPOD wrote on Jun 14, 2020 19:00:
I saw your post about allowing private messages. It means a lot to me that in times of crisis you’d make your inbox a safe haven for goons who may be struggling.

Anyways I just wanted to say that back in the 80s my ex-wife had a long heterosexual affair with Sylvester. He’s dead now so you’ll just have to take my word for it.

i have this idiiot on the line. antimo action doesnt stand a chance

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A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
gently caress you sylvester!!

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.
lmao imagine trusting anyone

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:thunk:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

:shrug:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Doubt

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
are we talking about stallone or the cartoon cat

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





did she make him feel mighty real

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

are we talking about stallone or the cartoon cat

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
dad iPod guy come answer for your crimes

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

cumshitter posted:

ftwoday igot loving juicy poo poo here for you


i have this idiiot on the line. antimo action doesnt stand a chance

the singer? literally the singer sylvester?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mIkIsNieM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyAHULpMXKQ

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





mighty real

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



edit: did he make her feel

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


god drat it cumshitter! look at what you’ve done!

well anyways, I have another confession while we’re at it. i had a straight affair with Sappho of Lesbos. she’s dead now so you’ll just have to take my word for it.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
peepaw, you hit the wrong button

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
real cool dude, love the content, keep it comin

--jimmy

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


dear cumshitter,
stop publishing my secrets where everyone can see them. that is not why I confided in you and you know it. it dishonors both of us for you to breach a sacred trust this way.

p.s. I had a straight polyamorous affair with Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon. as they are both now deceased you have only my word to go on, which you must trust.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

god drat it cumshitter! look at what you’ve done!

well anyways, I have another confession while we’re at it. i had a straight affair with Sappho of Lesbos. she’s dead now so you’ll just have to take my word for it.

you can tell me anything. i am always here for you

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

suffrin' succotash

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
guys please stop sending me all of your secrets. im getting too many private messages now

if you are one of the few people who hasnt sent me your secrets then please dont! please dont do this thing that is incredibly popular and fun and what everyone else is doing!!! i am getting too many private messages!!!

like i probably wont even read it so please dont send me your secrets

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

i say swears online posted:

suffrin' succotash

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Sylvester == cernovich??

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnUGFwraL0

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i have secret information that will lead to the arrest of one mr j cumshitter. he is the rachel dolezal but for homosexuality

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Cumshitter has PM's? Time to send him the prolapse pictures

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i saw them and the lighting just makes it look like someone shoved a fleshlight up their rear end. thank you for sending me those pictures in confidence though. i will never tell anyone

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, realizing my faux pas: oh gently caress. that was YOUR rear end in a top hat. gently caress. gently caress. your rear end in a top hat is so nice, im so sorry

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
no no jose you have a beautiful rear end in a top hat! im looking at it now, but really looking at the pictures, and i was just being snarky before

*i follow jose as he storms out of my home and gets in his car*

me, raising my fist up and clutching a handful of cured salami slices: you cant leave! i have h'ordeurves!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its an aussie goon who had to go to hospital after fisting himself while using a butt plug getting it stuck. its impressive photography imo


gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

hi guys whats happening

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Jose posted:

its an aussie goon who had to go to hospital after fisting himself while using a butt plug getting it stuck. its impressive photography imo




pics?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gh0stpinballa posted:

hi guys whats happening

want to see some prolapse and sounding pics?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

gh0stpinballa posted:

hi guys whats happening

hey bruh. we're having a trust circle. we are letting go of all of our insecurities and sharing our secrets,. because it makes us strong

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cumshitter posted:

hey bruh. we're having a trust circle. we are letting go of all of our insecurities and sharing our secrets,. because it makes us strong

i did warn you they were insanely nsfw lol i even didn't embed them for that reason

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

i did warn you they were insanely nsfw lol i even didn't embed them for that reason

like i didnt see the sounding pics but i clicked through half of them and was like "ok, thats what a hosed to death rear end in a top hat looks like whatever"

like i do butt stuff to the people i love i dont know why any of it was supposed to be shocking to me

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
*writes something down on clipboard*

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


learning a lot itt

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