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Pahilla the Hun posted:"Um guys......*backs away from the hole slowly* ...I think you need to see this" "Aziz, LIGHT!" |
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*scrapes muddy dirt on an Irish hillside with a trowel* more drat quartz chips, what the gently caress were these people doing with all this quartz?
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Jun 26, 2020 17:45
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:*scrapes muddy dirt on an Irish hillside with a trowel*
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Jun 26, 2020 18:23
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*digging through chest freezer* Aha, here we have what I believe is a kind of soup... Green pea perhaps... *gently rubs costing of frost from the label* hmm, no date, but other items found in this stratum have been dated to mid 2015. The zip-lock style is certainly indicitive of mid '10s zip closure plastic freezer bags. |
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Jun 26, 2020 18:30
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me to my archaeologist colleage: well the cuneiform inscription on this idol is incredibly ancient but I think I can read it. colleague: please, proceed me: I AM VA-KLEMPT, GOD OF DISEASE AND DECAY. MORTALS, DO NOT DARE TO TOUCH MY LIKENESS LESS YOU SHRIVEL AND BECOME A POOL OF QUIVERING GOO. colleague: uh huh, what else me: MOST ESPECIALLY DO NOT TRY TO gently caress THIS STATUE, YOUR MEMBER WILL BE SQUISHED TO A PULP colleague: yep, yep, is there more me: I MEAN IT YOU STUPID MORTAL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF FUTURE ARCHAEOLOGIST AND YOU ARE THINKING OF TOUCHING MY STATUE IN A SEXUAL WAY, I WILL DISMEMBER YOU AND FEED YOU YOUR LIMBS ONE BY ONE AS I LAUGH AT YOUR AGONY colleague: go on me: MY WRATH SHALL BE INFINITE, IT WILL, uh . . . er . . . me: . . . me: *sighing* okay, fine. goddammit. colleague: I wasn't really going to gently caress the statue, but honestly? a little turned on now. Manifisto fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jun 26, 2020
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Jun 26, 2020 18:37
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Stooge posted:'scuse me sir, you got a licence for that there shovel? Brandishing a shovel IS the license for having a shovel
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Jun 26, 2020 21:21
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u want me to dig up a dinosaur w a paintbrush lol what is this prison school
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Jun 26, 2020 21:24
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site leader: here, put on this hardhat me: why? site leader: in case anything falls on you me: you mean...falls up, from out of the ground, after i have brushed it off delicately, into the sky, and then back onto my head? site leader: 
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Jun 26, 2020 21:55
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Pahilla the Hun posted:site leader: here, put on this hardhat Site leader gets a 1000 yard stare as he flashes back to the time he nutted so hard into that mummy, the sarcophogas lid smashed down and narrowly missed crushing his skull. He fingers the old scar on his brow. "just wear the hard hat." |
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Jun 26, 2020 22:01
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Head Archaeologist: Thank you Mr Chairman. The archaeology faculty report will be brief. To sum up, while the faculty's field teams found absolutely nothing this season, The paleontology admin team did discover a number of old fossils in the mathematics department Deputy Archaeologist: lol nice one  
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Jun 26, 2020 23:22
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*Proves that humanity originally created settled society to make booze, thereby proving that the bar was the first permanent structure and the barfly the second job after brewer.* |
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Jun 27, 2020 00:39
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Bonaventure posted:certainly i am the only one who is allowed to have sex with this mummy. i know everyone in the world wants to have sex with this mummy, but i am the only one who is allowed to do it. lmao |
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Jun 27, 2020 00:41
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*appears as the kid from indiana jones 2 the racist chinese one* |
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Jun 27, 2020 00:55
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Pahilla the Hun posted:site leader: here, put on this hardhat you make a good point dr jones |
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Jun 27, 2020 00:56
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*smish... smish... chunk!*
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Jun 27, 2020 01:03
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Jun 27, 2020 01:48
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my archaeology student: wow I believe this is a fully intact Aztec computer that runs all the Hugo games and is forward compatible with the nintendo switch me: shut up you nerd check out these cool plates tho
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Jun 27, 2020 01:56
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during daylight hours: yes the antikythera mechanism is quite mysterious. one can hardly imagine what wonders the ancient world hides from us, if such a complicated mechanism existed during such times. during night hours: gently caress OUCH poo poo MY PEEEEEEEEEENIS OUCH THE GEARS
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Jun 27, 2020 02:03
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did indiana jones commit child abduction in indiana jones 2 y/n |
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Jun 27, 2020 02:09
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Heather Papps posted:during daylight hours: yes the antikythera mechanism is quite mysterious. one can hardly imagine what wonders the ancient world hides from us, if such a complicated mechanism existed during such times. Lol |
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Jun 27, 2020 02:09
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he kidnapped the kid to save the kids |
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Jun 27, 2020 02:10
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Waals Vander posted:he kidnapped the kid to save the kids but the kid was really ancient so he’s actually just an archaeologist
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Jun 27, 2020 02:13
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Finger Prince posted:*Writes a journal article describing the origins and development of metalworking in ancient Sumeria on my eyelids and blinks at u for peer review* *guffaw* |
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Jun 27, 2020 07:53
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Look upon my rear end, ye mighty, and gently caress. Nothing beside remains. |
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Jun 27, 2020 07:54
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*brushes some grains of sand with a tooth brush* gently caress Yeah! This rules! Woooooh!
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Jun 27, 2020 08:30
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a pipe smoking dog posted:*brushes some grains of sand with a tooth brush* gently caress Yeah! This rules! Woooooh! lol
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Jun 27, 2020 08:38
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a pipe smoking dog posted:*brushes some grains of sand with a tooth brush* gently caress Yeah! This rules! Woooooh! |
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Jun 27, 2020 16:06
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Look upon my rear end, ye mighty, and gently caress.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:12
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a pipe smoking dog posted:*brushes some grains of sand with a tooth brush* gently caress Yeah! This rules! Woooooh!
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Jun 27, 2020 16:46
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*smokes a lot of weed at a dig site* *Loses 5000 year old clay beads* *Passes around a bag full of Cheerios to his survey class claiming they are said lost beads* (this may or may not be a partially true story) |
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Jun 28, 2020 03:10
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*is the whiniest student at the dig site who no one likes, accidentally makes the biggest find of the season*
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Jun 28, 2020 03:19
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:*is the whiniest student at the dig site who no one likes, accidentally makes the biggest find of the season*
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Jun 28, 2020 03:24
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Paleontologists troll me by seeding the ground with dinosaur bones. |
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Jun 28, 2020 03:29
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i've spent my whole life digging holes but things changed, 18 months ago, when i started detecting
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Jun 28, 2020 03:35
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Wondering if there are guys that the dowsing rod guys look down on. |
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Jun 28, 2020 03:38
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oh but seriously I posted:Wondering if there are guys that the dowsing rod guys look down on. there is bitter infighting over naturally sourced vs mechanically produced
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Jun 28, 2020 03:39
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*spend an hour carefully brushing off what looks like old glassware fragments in the trench before realizing some jackass tossed a pint glass in there during the off season*
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is just really horny 4 dirt
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