I would like you to meet my fiance

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Escape From Noise

We met on Tinder and are very much in love. Since you are all my friends I'd like to formally introduce you to the lovely Fuckmap.net!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 12:05

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:04

Escape From Noise

It was definitely love at first sight, but when she asked for my credit card info, I knew it was time to get serious.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 12:08

FutonForensic

laughing & loving with my soulmate, buttplaycharter.biz

# ? Jun 17, 2020 13:12

jpeg: good_mother69

when she asks for the cvv :stwoon:

_{sig by the great nut}

# ? Jun 17, 2020 13:23

Escape From Noise

If anyone is looking for love I can try and match you up. This is her sister Fuckmap.net. She's the model of the bunch.

Fuckmap.net is one of the Fuckmap.net triplets. Fuckmap.net is the fun, sassy triplet.

Then there's the youngest Fuckmap.net triplet. She's kind of no nonsense but has a heart of gold!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 13:41

Escape From Noise

Despite Fuckmap.net being the youngest, she's got kind of a MILF thing going on.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 13:43

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Whatever happened with that garbage truck driver you were dating?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 13:46

nut

thinking about fuckmap.net

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:10

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Whatever happened with that garbage truck driver you were dating?

While she will always have a special place in my heart we were better friends than lovers. Fuckmap.com and I just clicked on just this incredibly intense level. I wish Selene the best though. She's a really great person.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jun 17, 2020

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:14

City of Glompton

nut posted:

thinking about fuckmap.net

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:56

Fleetwood: biggest hochul head in china

you'll find the fuckmap tattooed at the small of their backs

# ? Jun 17, 2020 15:52

google THIS

Fleetwood posted:

you'll find the fuckmap tattooed at the small of their backs

what about the .net?

# ? Jun 17, 2020 16:57

Khanstant

i made a tinder one day. i mean it, after a day i deleted it. i didnt get a match out of the like two dozen people i swiped on and it was fucknig with my head/confidence at work so i baleeted it for good but now im lonely and cant meet nobody so what im saying is please introducxe me to fuckmap she seems nice

# ? Jun 17, 2020 17:57

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Fleetwood posted:

you'll find the fuckmap tattooed at the small of their backs

Going on a National Treasure-like quest to hook up with women on Tindr to assemble pieces of the mythical Fuckmap

# ? Jun 17, 2020 18:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fuckmap is like pygmalion for lonely cartographers

# ? Jun 17, 2020 18:49

Jaguars!

what kind of maps do you think they use at fuckmap.net. I think they'd be physical reliefs haha

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:18

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

i took fuckmap.net out on a date but when she sent me directions to her place using waze and not mapquest i knew it was time to :sever:

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:11

frump truck: hello... again!

fuckmap.org

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:17

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*nicolas cage studying the route to fuckmap.net's house*: it only looks like it's longer than the waze route because there's a hidden message in the graphic, the founding fuckers did this kind of stuff all the time, hooking up was harder back then.

*dumps lemon juice all over my fuckmap and blow dries it to reveal the route is shaped like a penis*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:19

biosterous

sata andagi posted:

fuckmap.org

fuckmap.gov

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:44

free hubcaps

wow, she's gorgeous!!!!

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 23:27

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

what about the .net?

At this rate they got rid of the formalities in no time

# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:05

Yinlock

nut posted:

thinking about fuckmap.net

# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:37

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

fuckmap.gov

Fuckmap.biz

# ? Jun 18, 2020 03:00

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

*nicolas cage studying the route to fuckmap.net's house*: it only looks like it's longer than the waze route because there's a hidden message in the graphic, the founding fuckers did this kind of stuff all the time, hooking up was harder back then.

*dumps lemon juice all over my fuckmap and blow dries it to reveal the route is shaped like a penis*

# ? Jun 18, 2020 03:12

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Fuckmap.biz

Fuckmap.co.uk

# ? Jun 18, 2020 12:22

Jaguars!

Fuckmap.cx

# ? Jun 18, 2020 13:29

Macnult

Looking for the Jim to my Pam, the Gomez to my Morticia, the longitude to my latitude

# ? Jun 18, 2020 16:34

Macnult

the needle to my compass

# ? Jun 18, 2020 16:34

nut

the guy coming out of the pet smart to yell at me to my me in the petsmart dumpster again

# ? Jun 18, 2020 16:40

jpeg: good_mother69

nut posted:

the guy coming out of the pet smart to yell at me to my me in the petsmart dumpster again

It's pet smarter not pet's martyr

_{sig by the great nut}

# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:12

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Khanstant posted:

i made a tinder one day. i mean it, after a day i deleted it. i didnt get a match out of the like two dozen people i swiped on and it was fucknig with my head/confidence at work so i baleeted it for good but now im lonely and cant meet nobody so what im saying is please introducxe me to fuckmap she seems nice

I guess it depends on the city. I used the same profile in some and got dozens of gorgeous doctoral students and working professionals that liked to do fun things. They all seemed really eager and some asked me out fairly early on.

Then I get to another city, spam right, and end up matched to people who also spammed right and are clearly not a match.

# ? Jun 19, 2020 06:43

itry

I imagine tindering a college town is quite different than... I don't know. What's the most inhospitable city you can imagine?

# ? Jun 19, 2020 11:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

itry posted:

I imagine tindering a college town is quite different than... I don't know. What's the most inhospitable city you can imagine?

Gary, Indiana

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 19, 2020 15:04

Escape From Noise

The name's Indiana. Gary, Indiana.

# ? Jun 19, 2020 15:14

Slumpy

im gonna put gently caress on the map

slumpy

# ? Jun 19, 2020 15:17

wearing a lampshade

Slumpy posted:

im gonna put gently caress on the map

Doing my service for google :patriot:

Map > Contribute > Add place > "gently caress Hut"

# ? Jun 19, 2020 17:20

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

itry posted:

I imagine tindering a college town is quite different

You'd think so but I count both Oslo and Toronto on my list of bad places to use Tinder.

With Oslo it's a lot of people being very formal and making a lot of small talk and being all "I don't think that's appropriate to discuss when introducing yourself". Which is the opposite of how Norwegians are in real person.

With Toronto I get really incompatible matches. Like, I'll make my profile the equivalent of "I really insist my dates are shot-for-shot remakes of vulgar romantic comedies but carried out in at least three different languages" (I have very WASP-y profile pictures even though I am a "black of Europe" and it's a sellers market for us). The response is like "SUP BABY I LOVE MONEY DO YOU LOVE MONEY? LET'S ROB A LIQUOR STORE TOGETHER" and the profile pic shows that they mean it.

I'm told by friends that in Toronto near everyone uses niche services to match with their ethnic group, social class and neighbourhood which validates my view of Toronto as the most segregated city that promotes itself as "One of the Most if Not the Most Multicultural and Diverse On the Planet".

# ? Jun 19, 2020 22:06