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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

hey that's my dads wife!!!!!!!

not right now she isn't :getin:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Michaelis posted:

Boron burns with a wicked cool green flame like that wildfire stuff from game of thrones maybe the OP is onto something and it's magic?

Op didn’t say, it looks like you could snort that white powdery boron

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic
By far the most factual and informative GBS post in a long time.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


boron more like BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING.

this is a serious post burt please i have posted too much today. stay safe everyone i love you

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
VERY NIIIICE VE...oh wait no I thought you said Borat deficiency.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Nobody doesn't like molten boron!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BORON more like nichimself just take the time to write out a well prepared manifesto of a unified theory.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The doctors won't prescribe Boron just because they hate Trump.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

What I’m getting here is that I need to eat more bees.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Alien Sex Manual posted:

What I’m getting here is that I need to eat more bees.


I highly recommend the bees Hot Pockets. They contain twice the recommended daily dose of bees and plenty of boron.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Bo-Ron?

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I wonder if we solve the problems of police brutality and men being incredible garbage through the wonders of boron. Who could know?

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Can I get a confirmation that I've been consuming it correctly for the past 17 years?

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

I snort boron lines off a hooker's rear end.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

drunkenmonkeystyle posted:

I snort boron lines off a hooker's rear end.

Shut the gently caress up you boron!!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its too loving hot outside to exist. at least I can kiss anyone I want because the suns microwaves vaporize corona molecules. and I will literally kiss anyone.

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Derpies posted:

Shut the gently caress up you boron!!!!

You're boron me

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



heyyyyy im boron ova heeya!!!!

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Everyone knows this, we're just not saying it out loud. Have some loving shame.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Can I get a confirmation that I've been consuming it correctly for the past 17 years?



This seems like one of those things you should only do when you've got the next couple of days off

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Please engage in element-based sexplay responsibly, goons

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



ungh yeah iodine my palladium hole you carbon based slut

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

The boron store called, they're running out of you!!!!

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
We did it, goons. We found the killer

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
are you saying baron? barons are the answer?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

ungh yeah iodine my palladium hole you carbon based slut

im gonna smash your balls with a lead pipe!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I really want to freak out my girlfriends stupid parents and grab our 5g antennae in front of them. should I start acting like a zombie or maybe just get naked and scream while rolling around in the mud

edit; I will get naked and scream while rolling around in the mud regardless so lets not focus on that part. maybe I can get some vampire teeth and a vampire cloak and like transform into dracula

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I'm vegetarian and still got covid

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
Carry a big bag of GORB to snack on during the day - Good Ol' Raisins and Bees!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
between this and the stupid consciousness thread, i sincerely hope that someone close to the OP can help him with his brain problems

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

I really want to freak out my girlfriends stupid parents and grab our 5g antennae in front of them. should I start acting like a zombie or maybe just get naked and scream while rolling around in the mud

edit; I will get naked and scream while rolling around in the mud regardless so lets not focus on that part. maybe I can get some vampire teeth and a vampire cloak and like transform into dracula

Just do whatever you normally do, because you’ve already been changed by it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Schweinhund posted:

The doctors won't prescribe Boron just because they hate Trump.

John Boron

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Tetramin posted:

Just do whatever you normally do, because you’ve already been changed by it

This is killing!! Any app professionals out there? I'm wondering if the new contact tracing app could help me find my missing slipper. I'm pretty sure it was the weird neighbours dog... but I have never personally seen said dogs. There are five of them. Mayne I could hack into an internet of things shock collar? Family plans are pretty cheap too if a cellphone is required, and I guess some of the dogs could share a phone. I'm looking at used phones right now and they're pretty cheap.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
*in the voice of the Stragoi ghoul king lord from total war warhammer 2*

BORON!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Does Boron block the 5G? I bet Boron blocks the 5G.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

chernobyl

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP is a moron for boron

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they discovered a dinosaur that's immune to covid - it's called the borontosaurus

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Uhhhhhh....my name is Boron. I have come to your planet with an important message.

Edit:


God dammit beaten

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 20, 2020

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mozi posted:

they discovered a dinosaur that's immune to covid - it's called the borontosaurus

Dang too long for a title

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