Boron. Covid-19 could seriously just be Boron deficiency.

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Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Thread of the year right here.

BORON!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:28

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

get a brain BORANS

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:35

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

How many borons do I need to eat

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:36

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Thread is what�s hot, should sticky too until op comes back.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:38

Chernobyl Princess: Jul 31, 2009; It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

thunderdome winner

Hell Yeah posted:

chernobyl

we got yer boron right here

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:38

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

You're killing independent Boron!!!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:41

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

giant wind turbines have been sucking all the boron from the air. covid was created by windfarms.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:42

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

boron? I hardly knew her!!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:51

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Gonna need a new red title text before I retire for the night. Hopefully he�s rereged

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:57

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Finally, someone telling me I am right to grow pounds upon pounds of fava beans. Preach, goon. Preach.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:05

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

drat. Lost another loan to Diarrhea

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:14

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

how do I buy stock in boron?

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:26

French Canadian: Feb 23, 2004; Fluffy cat sensory experience

HELLO. MY NAME A BORON. I COME FROM BEES-ISTAN.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:39

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

BEES. boron and bees both start with the letter b. how am I only just now seeing this...

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:45

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

*sees a box in your cupboard; the box is white with black block lettering stating its contents: BORON*

*suddenly thinks a little less of you, knowing you don�t buy the brand name quality stuff; our relationship is never quite the same*

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:49

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

food court bailiff posted:

man it's cool that all the poo poo about germ theory and communicability is nonsense, i was getting sick of washing masks and sanitizing my food all the time

nonono, goons do not want the theory of miasmas, where diseases are spread by bad smell, to come back!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:58

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

*sees a box in your cupboard; the box is white with black block lettering stating its contents: BORON*

*suddenly thinks a little less of you, knowing you don�t buy the brand name quality stuff; our relationship is never quite the same*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6KOmMTSV4

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:00

MutantBlue: Jun 8, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

Does Boron block the 5G? I bet Boron blocks the 5G.

5G starts with 5 and boron's atomic number is 5. Coincidence?

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:00

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

�Pour on the boron�

That�s my motto!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:03

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

This reminds me of this drawing that used to get posted here 20 years ago that was eventually on t-shirts with the caption "Liquid boron vs a truckload of babies" and there was a pipe pumping boron into the bed of a dump truck that was filled with babies.

Oh, the good old days.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:04

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Everyone talks about boron, but everyone stays silent about boroff

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:06

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Rad-daddio posted:

Everyone talks about boron, but everyone stays silent about boroff

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

Oh God. I totally forgot about boroff!!

*puts on a classic Sounds of Boroff 45 rpm vinyl record disk*

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:09

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

nickhimself posted:

I was doing a lot of research on BEES and how the elements actually seem to be really involved in our boron even though we just think of them as more complex molecules, or "BEES, boron, more BEES".

Boron is high in Raisins, Almonds, Brazil BEES, Hazel BEES, Peaches, Apples, a handful of others. BEES is only supplied to us by one animal on the whole loving planet: goat.

Over-tilling of boron depletes the natural ecology of its BEES reserves. You know how that poo poo's been represented in history? That's why we loving move, you BEES. They probably started noticing more and more boron, fewer and fewer BEES worth a drat. Gotta go.

Boron is extremely aggressive in every region it can touch. Farming got BEES hard. Not only do their pollutants kill their boron, they seep into the BEES and turn BEES into heavy metal BEES assholes. I think it's boron BEES from china that have high heavy metal toxicity.

Check the boron maps yourself. Boron BEES colonies by world map. Global boron resources by boron map. China is turning their BEES, boron, and water toxic. They haven't produced real boron for I don't know how long. They make fake-boron BEES. It's essence of honey.

Check the nih.gov site for Boron studies. Every god damned boron study ends with "wow this was amazing we should check this out some more but instead it's time to suck the BEES dick for $5 in funding"

Check the symptoms of BEES.
Check the symptoms of hemmerhoids.

Google all of these things yourselves.

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I think I cracked the code

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:09

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

I think I cracked the code

EAAT MOAR bEES!!11

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:15

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

defaultluser posted:

EAAT MOAR bEES!!11

you dont have to yell pal I'm right here, I proclaim with a mouth full of half chewed BEES

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:15

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

you dont have to yell pal I'm right here, I proclaim with a mouth full of half chewed BEES

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:19

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Got an advance copy of OP's next OP:

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:19

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Literally A Person posted:

Got an advance copy of OP's next OP:

That's very uplifting!

The bees are carrying me off to heaven!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:21

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Could you BEE anymore excited about boron?

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:33

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

China uses borax as a food additive, OP. Quite often, even. It's illegal (to use in food) in the US and quite a few other places, but China loves it. Your theory doesn't hold up.

But if you want to eat more borax, I won't stop you.

Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jun 20, 2020

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:34

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

BORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:41

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Derpies posted:

BORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a co8nter-point, I would like to present the ladies and the gentlemen and everyone else in the jury with exhibit a

BEES

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:43

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

more like BONOR deficiency

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:45

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxuRwkVPx0

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:48

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

My favorite part about this theory is how you could be just dandy on your boron levels but if you come into contact with someone who isn't getting enough of the good stuff you too could become deficient. We are all telekinetic boron vampires.

Also I'm thankful for the fact that now in the modern world, elevated concern over BEE extinction has become a quick litmus test for whether or not someone is a complete idiot

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:51

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Could the Illuminati be trying to hoard all the Boron for themselves while destroying the World�s bee population? Just asking questions here.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 04:57

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

bee spelled backwards is eeb. im shakeing you guys

# ? Jun 20, 2020 05:00

bomb: Nov 3, 2005

Where is the iron located we must secure it

*edit* wow the Illuminati changed it from boron to iron

# ? Jun 20, 2020 05:06

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I always wondered what would happen if those rock-shaped guys from legend of Zelda were hit with cosmic ray spallation.

Would they become boron gorons?

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Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

~♪~Nice-Boroni - The Stuff That Comes From Bees!~♪~ [TM]

# ? Jun 20, 2020 05:09

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