Boron. Covid-19 could seriously just be Boron deficiency.

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Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

We have mason bees and leaf cutter bees in little houses. Am I safe from borem deficiency?

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Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Dear Watson posted:

We have mason bees and leaf cutter bees in little houses. Am I safe from borem deficiency?

Masons and cutters are probably fine, yeah. Watch out for the smith bees, as they tend to horde all the boron for use as flux.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 05:34

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Good thing that Boron Johnson saved the UK :britain:

# ? Jun 20, 2020 07:27

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Any goon serious post Itt gets a six. (Sponsored by boron)

Big Boron bans bad babbling goons engaging in bacchanalia because baccivorous bees backscatter baboonery.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 07:32

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

The b in boron stands for bee the b in bee stands for boron

# ? Jun 20, 2020 07:47

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

D. Ebdrup posted:

Big Boron bans bad babbling goons engaging in bacchanalia because baccivorous bees backscatter baboonery.

This is true. I read an article somewhere that said something like that.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 08:03

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

im expanding on ops theory and have come to the conclusion that BEES and BORON must be acronyms. I dont want to give away too much, but here are a few leads

Big Elf Eryhthrocyte Serum

Batshit Esspresso Earthquake Sphere

Boron Everywhere Even (in my) Shoes

Be (sure to) Eat Equal Servings {boron & bees}

If anyone has experience with coded language please, now is your time to be a hero

thanks forums poster shovelbum for shining a light on this worldwide mystery of a phenomenon

# ? Jun 20, 2020 08:04

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

we have to look deeper. to those that might still be sleeping on this one, take a gander at this list of FACTS

- BEES
- what are they made of?
- that's right, molecules. Hundreds of them

- boron
- seems innocent enough right? but what's this...
- that's right, a look inside this 'harmless' concoction and you will find
- molecules

I dont know what else I can say.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 08:11

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 19 hours!; Ultra Carp

how can boron be real... if our eyes arent real?

# ? Jun 20, 2020 08:53

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

What do bees make?
Honey
What do we do to bees' honey?
Rob it
What do bees contain?
Boron

WHAT IS HONEY AND BORON BACKWARDS?

NO ROB YE NOH (know)!!!

You know to stop robbing honey, then they'll give us back our boron!

WAKE UP BEEPLE

# ? Jun 20, 2020 09:38

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Neophyte posted:

What do bees make?
Honey
What do we do to bees' honey?
Rob it
What do bees contain?
Boron

WHAT IS HONEY AND BORON BACKWARDS?

NO ROB YE NOH (know)!!!

You know to stop robbing honey, then they'll give us back our boron!

WAKE UP BEEPLE

now we are cooking the bees with boron. this is the energy we need if we are going to solve any of this mess. were are you when we need you most nickhisself. the clock is ticking, and it is almost breakfast.

there it is. another b. ever since nick published his manifesto on the true origins of consciousness I have been noticing the letter b everywhere.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 09:52

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

there it is. another b. ever since nick published his manifesto on the true origins of consciousness I have been noticing the letter b everywhere.

well since its the second letter of one of the alphabets, shouldn't it be the second most common letter???

# ? Jun 20, 2020 11:17

RememberYourMantra: Dec 5, 2005; Don't Have Negative Thoughts; Pillbug

Speaking of bugs and boron, you can make a pretty good pet safe ant killer if you put a splash of borax in some simple syrup and leave it out for the ants to eat. The borax doesn't kill them instantly so the ants will take the infused syrup back to their nest and the whole colony will go down.

Now you never need to buy Raid traps again. Your welcome.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 11:51

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

get a brane u borans

# ? Jun 20, 2020 12:51

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

RememberYourMantra posted:

Now you never need to buy Raid traps again. Your welcome.

Thank you this is good to info. I actually have not had ants get into the kitchen sink this year for the first time since I've lived here. I dunno why but this exactly what the raid traps say they do so I'm gonna try it if the come back this year

# ? Jun 20, 2020 13:43

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Devils Affricate posted:

My favorite part about this theory is how you could be just dandy on your boron levels but if you come into contact with someone who isn't getting enough of the good stuff you too could become deficient. We are all telekinetic boron vampires.

Also I'm thankful for the fact that now in the modern world, elevated concern over BEE extinction has become a quick litmus test for whether or not someone is a complete idiot

�telekinetic boron vampire� would be a sweet username

# ? Jun 20, 2020 14:07

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

nickhimself posted:

I was doing a lot of research on nutrition and how the elements actually seem to be really involved in our bodies even though we just think of them as more complex molecules, or "fats, carbs, proteins".

Boron is high in Raisins, Almonds, Brazil Nuts, Hazel Nuts, Peaches, Apples, a handful of others. Boron is only supplied to us by one animal on the whole loving planet: BEES.

Over-tilling of soil depletes the natural ecology of its boron reserves. You know how that poo poo's been represented in history? That's why we loving move, you guys. They probably started noticing more and more sickness, fewer and fewer harvests worth a drat. Gotta go.

China is extremely aggressive in every region it can touch. Farming got hit hard. Not only do their pollutants kill their lungs, they seep into the soil and turn mushrooms into heavy metal carrying assholes. I think it's button mushrooms from china that have high heavy metal toxicity.

Check the world maps yourself. Global bee colonies by world map. Global boron resources by map. China is turning their food, air, and water toxic. They haven't produced real honey for I don't know how long. They make fake-rear end honey. It's essence of honey.

Check the nih.gov site for Boron studies. Every god damned boron study ends with "wow this was amazing we should check this out some more but instead it's time to suck the government's dick for $5 in funding"

Check the symptoms of Boron deficiency.
Check the symptoms of Covid-19.

This is a loving INSANE nutritional deficiency that is literally killing people. Boron is apparently ESSENTIAL to our health.

Google all of these things yourselves. If you agree that this needs to be investigated by a doctor or ANYONE who can check charts and poo poo for these things specifically, please tell them about that.

what the gently caress boron is like a super-super-super nutrient.

It also appears, very seriously, to be like... the main reason women have menstrual cramps, yeast, and osteoarthritis. Low boron in your diet just fuuuuuuucking wrecks your body. No anti-microbial protection.

Seriously, please eat some legumes and raisins even if you don't care about sharing what might be a cure for a loving garbage disease. Just at least be healthy for yourselves.

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Goddamn you are a big, stupid dummy.

CDC Photo Library posted:

Description:
Transmission electron microscopic image of an isolate from the first U.S. case of COVID-19, formerly known as 2019-nCoV. The spherical viral particles, colorized blue, contain cross-section through the viral genome, seen as black dots.

I�m sure these �scientists� who took the photo of the virus must be wrong and it is a deficiency of raisins* that is to blame, though.

*although a splash of sodium tetraborate does work somewhat well as a leviathan repellent, if my recently binged Netflix show is anything to go by.**

**It is not because it is a fiction and there is no invading force of leviathans that has been accidentally released from purgatory into our dimension by an Angel trying to become a god because God sucks.

Jose Oquendo posted:

I've got a bucket of borax. Will that do anything ?

Burn the gently caress out of leviathans which will hopefully give you enough time to machete their head from their body. Then keep the head somewhere separate from the body so that it does not reattach itself.***

***still fiction.

Bored fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jun 20, 2020

# ? Jun 20, 2020 14:52

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Can you get the raisin boron from raisin suppositories or do you have to eat them

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Boring your boron hole with raisins

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:30

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

Rad-daddio posted:

Everyone talks about boron, but everyone stays silent about boroff

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

boroff karloff was murdered for knowing too much

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:33

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:40

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

bird with big dick posted:

Can you get the raisin boron from raisin suppositories or do you have to eat them

Yes

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:42

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

We must create a strategic national reserve of boron posthaste. No time to build any containers. We'll have to fill up the Grand Canyon with it.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:37

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Bird poo poo contains boron

# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:48

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Boron will put some pep in your step and some kick in your dick

# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:53

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Feelings are not facts, OP. I dare you to stay off drugs for a month and then tell us your 'great' ideas weren't merely smoke dreams.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 19:36

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Boron

# ? Jun 20, 2020 19:36

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

bird with big dick posted:

Bird poo poo contains boron

You're just saying that so we'll eat your rear end.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 19:37

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a borat deficiency

not very nice

# ? Jun 20, 2020 19:40

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Jeza posted:

get a brane u borans

*Borane. Pls spell it correctly sir

# ? Jun 20, 2020 22:17

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

boron and boron accessories

# ? Jun 21, 2020 02:26

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Certainly no MORON shortage lol. :clint:

# ? Jun 21, 2020 02:27

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

OP seems like schizo gibberish but britain's problems all come from endemic iodine deficiency it makes them like america but 5-10% dumber and it explains everything about them

# ? Jun 21, 2020 04:16