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Don't fully agree but thanks for the heads up O.P.!
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Mooey Cow posted:Don't fully agree but thanks for the heads up O.P.! Well which parts don't you agree with, smart guy?
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Literally A Person posted:Go Fighting Borons!!! *sings the old 1920s version of the fight song with the racially insensitive Molybdenum lyrics* *looks around as if daring the other Boron U students to comment*
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Klyith posted:*sings the old 1920s version of the fight song with the racially insensitive Molybdenum lyrics* You, sir, have just been reported to the mods for typing out the "M" word.
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If you can't helium or curium or even barium, you might be a boron
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Jun 22, 2020 08:59
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I'd rather die than touch op's disgusting pile of boron.
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Devils Affricate posted:Well which parts don't you agree with, smart guy? OP failed to convincingly argue that Boron is real. It could be made up. I believe any properties that this supposed element is said to have can easily be faked using a system of ropes and pulleys.
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I used to love playing Pentode in Lost Mind of Dr Brain and listening to the VA say Boron. It had a very pleasing sound to it. Boron.
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My third day without boron. My once strong, virile muscles are now withered, useless ropes. My internal organs have begun to dissolve; I’m nearly certain my last watery bowel movement contained something important. My vision blurs. My breath is raspy at best, the slightest puff of air at worst. Suddenly, I remember the box of borax in the basement, on the shelf next to the washing machine. My savior, my life. Summoning strength I didn’t know I had left, I crawl out of the puddle of blood and poo poo and work my way to the basement door. It’s never latched properly, so I’m able to push it open without reaching the knob. The stairs. Gingerly, I inch forward on my belly, a putrescent snake. I have no control. I tumble down the stairs, coming to rest at the bottom. My weakened bones ache. Something has shattered. I poo poo myself again. My insides feel wrong. Some time later, I wake. I’m still alive. The borax is a few yards away. I’m close. I pull myself forward, my shattered ribs and legs screeching in agony, digging into my flesh as a drag my decrepit body across the floor. I’m there. I can see it. 5 feet above me, on the shelf. I can do it. I thank the universe my arms weren’t broken in the tumble down the stairs. I use the washer as leverage, straining to stand. I’m up! My upper body rests against the machine, my free hand grips the box. It’s light. What’s left of my heart skips a beat. With my mouth I push back the flap. It’s empty. I pour the few remaining crumbs into my bleeding maw. It’s not enough. I crumple to the cement floor. In an hour, I can no longer see, or hear, or move. In two, I am a puddle with thoughts. In three, I am... ....... ..... ... .. .
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bird with big dick posted:Bird poo poo contains boron this is great news. I have been busy working on some dry erase boards of my own... I havnt seen a single letter b in days though. has anyone found a reliable place to buy boron in bulk? if my theory is correct all I have to do is dialate my pupils just right to bring life to my boron bee golem. im feeling good about this one. im getting close to the final bruth
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Jun 22, 2020 18:58
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I haven't heard of any bees having Covid-19, and there's literally thousands of bees in the US. Everyone is making fun of op but I think he might be onto something.
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vaginite posted:I haven't heard of any bees having Covid-19, and there's literally thousands of bees in the US. Everyone is making fun of op but I think he might be onto something. There are also no “B”s in “Covid-19”. Makes you think.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:45
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Injecting boron before the big Olympic bike race. I'll sell my gold medal for more boron.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:58
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thank u everyone for taking me to the giggle zone. I hate corona virus.
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Rad-daddio posted:Injecting boron before the big Olympic bike race. I'll sell my gold medal for more boron. Hoarding all the boron so I can later flood the market with boron so the price of boron drops so low I can buy all of the world's remaining boron thus solidifying my position of Boron King.
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I spent all day planting a few Boron trees in the backyard. In about 30 years or so I’ll have my own constant supply. Feels good.
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Laugh while you fools can and mock TC. We'll find out he's right in 10 years when it's already too late. Don't say I didn't warn you all.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:34
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Literally A Person posted:Hoarding all the boron so I can later flood the market with boron so the price of boron drops so low I can buy all of the world's remaining boron thus solidifying my position of Boron King. boron
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nickhimself please come back. im sorry this got out of hand. its ok you think a lot about stuff other people don't really think about. that's why we love you. now get your rascally rear end back in here
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Jun 22, 2020 21:19
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Ok so Iwent out and bought like 20 Red Boron pizzas. whats the dosage i should betaking? i wuann be safe guy
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Ok so Iwent out and bought like 20 Red Boron pizzas. whats the dosage i should betaking? i wuann be safe guy When you feel like you're going to puke you're almost there, but this is very vital: you have to keep it down. Otherwise you gotta start over.
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I keep thinking OP is a new account only to be reminded that his reg date is 2007. Dude's been sitting on this info for 13 goddamn years before spilling the beans here. How many hapless goons must have withered away from lack of sweet, sweet element #5 in that time? This is criminal negligence.
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vaginite posted:When you feel like you're going to puke you're almost there, but this is very vital: you have to keep it down. Otherwise you gotta start over. anything to protect my family!!11
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Jun 22, 2020 21:58
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Boring into the crust to extract boron to craft into life saving suppositories.
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Jun 22, 2020 22:15
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boron. 5 letters. fifth element of the periodic tablet. we have got to be close. why has nickhimself forsaken us. can I have some boron pizza. I brought goat cheese.
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I have a thick, cakey layer of talcum powder on my BALLS! Nobody will know my true essence! 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Let’s get this trending on Twitter so Trump will say he’s been hearing very good things about Boron and people will start eating Boron directly. save the bees
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I enter a lounge full of men wearing neon shorts and tanktops. They're my Boron Bois and our main thing is strengthening our skeletons. We each raise a boron laced milkshake and have a toast. "Build them bones!", we shout. We gulp down the shakes and start cheering and laughing. Randal falls to the floor and begins going into convulsions. He has been consuming hundreds of times the recommended dose. His skeleton will sit on the throne of honor in the clubhouse.
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I’m kinda worried about ops boron levels. He hasn’t posted in 3 days. Come back op, we’re all just joshing
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Jun 23, 2020 01:31
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:boron. 5 letters. fifth element of the periodic tablet.  my god, he's cracked it  someone get Bruce Willis on the case
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The ratio of people poo poo postin for lols and people shitpostin because the had some sort of legitimate mental breakdown has steadily gone up over the years. Or maybe it was always there and now we just notice it more?  who knows.Welp, time for my boron suppositories
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I SEE JESUS! I AM ONE BECOME GOD
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I will give op plat if they post here with us. It’s been good content after all.
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Burt Sexual posted:I will give op plat if they post here with us. It’s been good content after all. YASSSS!!!@1
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Boron
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I can't be the only one who checked the Wikipedia on Boron because of this thread and discovered that it's actually pretty loving cool. Why is no one talking about Boron the mainstream media? Boron is a huge scoop. This... this changes everything.
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Production is up and running and the cure is finally being produced at scale and deployed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk We made it guys. Thank god it’s finally over.
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Jun 23, 2020 02:47
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i have two wolves inside me one is named Bo and the other is Ron
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ron ron boron bananafana foron
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m kinda worried about ops boron levels. He hasn’t posted in 3 days. Aren't they banned?
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