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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

I enter a lounge full of men wearing neon shorts and tanktops. They're my Boron Bois and our main thing is strengthening our skeletons. We each raise a boron laced milkshake and have a toast. "Build them bones!", we shout. We gulp down the shakes and start cheering and laughing. Randal falls to the floor and begins going into convulsions. He has been consuming hundreds of times the recommended dose. His skeleton will sit on the throne of honor in the clubhouse.

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Literally A Person posted:

Building my own rocket to the moon to collect all of the moon boron before THE COMMIES can get to it. That boron belongs to America, drat it. I don't want no red gettin' my boron, no sir.
THE COMMIES dumped all their boron on the Chernobyl reactor after the core exploded. That's why they wanted ours so badly. The Cold War was really about boron and when the Soviet Union couldn't get more they collapsed.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Literally A Person posted:

:ohdear:

What can we do??? WHAT CAN WE DOOOO!!!!???
Please share this image on social media, it could save our country.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Bad Purchase posted:

Holy poo poo
Thank you for this story which is a perfect fit for this thread. Please tell your father that he is now an official member of the US BORON FORCE. The Boron Truther community shall continue to prosper and grow. The denialists and vanadium pushers can not stop us.

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