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 Why isn't Elon Musk afraid of the virus? Well, what's his tunnel company named? THE BORING COMPANY. Very clever, Elon, no one (until now) had figured out that it's actually THE BORON COMPANY. And what's the only product they've ever actually made? FLAMETHROWERS!  And what do you do with flamethrowers? That's right, you KILL BEES! And what do bees give us? BORON! My god, it's all so clear. Elon is trying to keep the boron out of the hands of normal people like us by having his supporters torch beehives, so that he can gather up all the world's boron and take it to Mars! (I still haven't figured out where his kid's name fits into all this. Is "X Æ A-12" a chemical formula for a boron compound????)
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