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nut

last year I bought an ornamental gravy boat with a simple but rustic design it’s a huge hit with the fam(ily) on Canadian thanksgiving and kurismasu but what do I do with it on the in between. frankly, I spent too much money to hide it in some cupboard I tried using it for my morning juice by it only holds maybe 2 days of juice and I spilled it in the fridge and now the bottom of all my jars are sticky

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i followed bits of pieces of the advice abov e and am now sitting in a tiny house but the gravy boat is taking up more than its fair half of the apartment and also i have to leave tomorrow b/c it's a timeshare

nut

Doctor Dogballs posted:

A. post a picture ov the gravy boat

nut

is this a bad time to admit that i don't like gravy

nut

owlhawk911 posted:

how come the gravy goes inside of the gravy boat. you would think it was intended to sail gravy seas but no

this makes me wonder a lot about the love boat

nut

i put a reasonable serving of hot buffalo flavoured pretzel bites into the gravy boat but honestly it was a lot bigger than necessary and it just looked kinda sad when i looked down and saw the whole snack i think I probably ate them faster than I would've under normal circumstances

nut

nut posted:

i put a reasonable serving of hot buffalo flavoured pretzel bites into the gravy boat but honestly it was a lot bigger than necessary and it just looked kinda sad when i looked down and saw the whole snack i think I probably ate them faster than I would've under normal circumstances

before someone asks ya i did press down on a single crumb and ride it up the edge like a quarter pipe and out the spout and it did not bring me extra joy

nut

The Voice of Labor posted:

that is a very nice gravy boat. you should write a poem about a gravy boat being owned by someone who doesn't like gravy. you should write it from the perspective of the gravy boat.

While you are up there
I below, unfilled, but loved
yet what will i hold

nut

i've realized it ceases to be a gravy boat when i put anythng else in it and then whats the point in having an ornamental gravy boat

nut

jpeg posted:

The beauty is that it can be much more than a gravy boat. Dont put the gravy boat in a box

it came in a box

nut

jpeg posted:

idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post

nut

ya i guess those gravy boats are cool i mean mine is better but those ones are good too im not worried because mine is cooler even if we're in the dead of the offseason and it just sits on the shelf and i cant really derive any joy from putting seemingly anything else in it and it just sits there on the shelf watching me sleep and game and i definitely dont worry about it while im doing either of those things its cool im really excited to use it the next time the extended family comes down for a visit unless it's my step uncle anjou he's vegan and even though i've told him there are a figurative bouty of vegan gravy recipes he says he's against the idea of the gravy but i dont think hes against the idea of gravy boats but i should check i wouldnt be willing to hide it but i dont see why my step uncle anjou would need to come in my bedroom on one of his visits i guess maybe if he wanted to see my puppet collection

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margarita boat

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