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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

piratepilates posted:

I'm really feeling like pre-recorded vs a live presentation is way worse.
I hope we never have a live presentation ever again. This goes for you too, video game companies.

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
Also this dance demo was everything I wanted, and I knew it was gonna happen as soon as I saw that jacket

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Now THOSE are mom pants!

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Webbeh posted:

I love this pre-recorded so much better - it's so much more refined and accessible. Plus, it's loving eerie cool to see this place empty and sterile.

Binary Badger posted:

At least with pre-recorded it guarantees the keynote ends on time

Fair enough. I just really don't like this whole infomercial kind of production. Every line and cut to another camera feels overproduced and I like the feeling of live presentations where stuff could go wrong and the person on stage is on the hook.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I wonder if they would have done this had it been live on stage

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Just make Dance Dance Revolution for iOS

Secht
Oct 5, 2012
still no option to take a day off?

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Sleep app just plays Dopesmoker non-stop

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Secht posted:

still no option to take a day off?

gently caress I would love this I can't end my streaks but I also need a break it's been over a year please help I'm dying.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I'm especially a bitter old nerd today about these watch gadgets getting higher billing than MacOS

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

piratepilates posted:

Fair enough. I just really don't like this whole infomercial kind of production. Every line and cut to another camera feels overproduced and I like the feeling of live presentations where stuff could go wrong and the person on stage is on the hook.

Yep. Live presentation is so much better. Really hope they don't decide to do this from now on.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Secht posted:

still no option to take a day off?

gotta stay on that grind

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
This is crunchy as gently caress but I love it

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Sleep tracking finally!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Pre-recorded video also means the subtitles aren’t lovely

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

I'm especially a bitter old nerd today about these watch gadgets getting higher billing than MacOS

Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?

Bookend the presentation with iOS and macOS. Otherwise everyone would shut it off after 40 minutes.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

This app is going to help me get to bed on time by getting my kid to go the gently caress to sleep? Alright!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Judging by the last four months in quarantine, the only way this bedtime thing would work for me is if it forcefully just logged me out of all my devices and then yelled GO TO BED over and over until it detected I was geofences in my bedroom.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FCKGW posted:

gotta stay on that grind

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


'disturb your partner..' ho ho they don't know their audience very well

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



How much does it cost to replace an Apple Watch battery, now that they are asking you to drain it at night

Or are you supposed to just buy a new one lmao

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Finally, a device that can shame me into washing my hands for the right length of time.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Using audio to detect sounds of slippery hand motions...

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

....what?

Detect "squishy" sounds for soap when washing hands?

Uh....

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Jose Oquendo posted:

Make sure you close your pornhub tabs when you're done.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Kangra posted:

Using audio to detect sounds of slippery hand motions...

😳

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Watch should deliver a shock if it detects washing for less than 20 seconds

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Somewhere there's a bird wondering why the hell some drone is tearing around the Apple Campus like its got somewhere to go

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Binary Badger posted:

Watch should deliver a shock if it detects washing for less than 20 seconds

Or for several minutes.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

thrawn527 posted:

....what?

Detect "squishy" sounds for soap when washing hands?

Uh....

For most people who get excited for Apple Watch features, 30 seconds of squishy noises is about right.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Wow look a HomePod in the background. Remember HomePod?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

How much does it cost to replace an Apple Watch battery, now that they are asking you to drain it at night

Or are you supposed to just buy a new one lmao

I wear my watch at night, I just pop it on the stand for like 30 minutes before I go to bed and it's good to go.

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

gently caress I would love this I can't end my streaks but I also need a break it's been over a year please help I'm dying.



Help me

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

FCKGW posted:

I wear my watch at night, I just pop it on the stand for like 30 minutes before I go to bed and it's good to go.

TBH I never really thought about how long I needed to charge the watch after a day to get it back to 100% — just always left it on the charger overnight. I should try this once new watchOS hits.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



FCKGW posted:

I wear my watch at night, I just pop it on the stand for like 30 minutes before I go to bed and it's good to go.

I get that, just curious how many months before my $400 watch can't keep a charge for the day and if its an AirPods situation or what (and I love my AirPods)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



:eyepop: today is going to be 450 for me. That’s insane and awesome.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

No one will ever read this.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

this privacy stuff is really good

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

I get that, just curious how many months before my $400 watch can't keep a charge for the day and if its an AirPods situation or what (and I love my AirPods)

it does a quick charge thing, if you watch its already at 50% or whatever it's pretty quick

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
iOS 14 looks like an actual big update, the first since what, iOS 11 ?

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