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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Apple's big developer event keynote is at 1 PM EDT, 10 AM PDT.

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEZhD3J89ZE

https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1275047887425220608

Lets see how fast this thread gets deleted..

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jun 22, 2020

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Hey where's the emoji?

Timbo now talking about racism and CV

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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I don't like how macOS is shoved to the bottom

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Hair Force One

hair: perfect
iOS: still full of bugs
macOS: *IS* a bug

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Home screens getting complicated

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Now I can get work done while watching porn

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Why is Mayim Bialik telling me about new features in Siri?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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pinning conversations seems useful

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Apple Maps will no longer lead you off cliffs or into dead ends

or as many as it used to

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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A handicapped lady is telling me about a traveling app

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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what no tesla support? EEEEELLLOOONN

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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poo poo I gotta save up for a Beemer if I want CarKeys?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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If I point my iPhone at a hooker, what AppClip shows up?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Craig has to run to a different floor with every new OS

macOS is in the basement natch

in a broom closet under a puke bucket

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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No, that would be useful

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Hair still too messed up from first jog

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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At least with pre-recorded it guarantees the keynote ends on time

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Just make Dance Dance Revolution for iOS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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'disturb your partner..' ho ho they don't know their audience very well

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Watch should deliver a shock if it detects washing for less than 20 seconds

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Somewhere there's a bird wondering why the hell some drone is tearing around the Apple Campus like its got somewhere to go

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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I sure hope that 'follow the focus' feature for AirPods works with these PowerBeats Pro I just bought

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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How can you call it an Apple original if someone else wrote it?

You dolts should have done Culture

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Oh well at least it has Captain Crozier from the Terror

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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WTF there's actually a macOS section?

Not loved by users, Craig, just.. tolerated

Big Sur?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Control Center?!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Thanks, I HATE IT

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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SO Maps is written in Catalyst

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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how about audio sync in html5 video, CRAIG

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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WAIT WAIT TIM IS BACK

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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IT'S ARM!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Oh now everyone knows where the labs are, under the fountain

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Why is Christopher Walken with a funny accent telling me about new Mac hardware?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Recompile and go?! I DOUBT iiitttt

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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They showed GNU Linux

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Quote from Tim:

"We have some new Intel Macs coming down the pipeline that we're really excited about!"

-- then resumes heaping praise on Apple Silicon™

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Bob Morales posted:

Did they’d at anything about emulating say, x86 Linux on OS 11 running on ARM?

Just a screenshot of GNU Debian 9 Linux running in a Parallels window (impressive if Parallels already has their Intel to ARM parser running)

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