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I own a few knives, I don't think any of them are wife potential. My roommate keeps a pretty sharp kitchen knife though...
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Jun 23, 2020 08:41
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Pursuing the daughter of a famous knife maker. The perfect wife. |
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Jun 23, 2020 08:44
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Good luck, we should all be so lucky. Actually why can't the woman you're trying to marry be the famous knife maker? Destroy that knife ceiling, yo.
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Jun 23, 2020 08:47
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rear end-penny posted:Good luck, we should all be so lucky. They're already married. Just need to bide my time. |
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Jun 23, 2020 08:50
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prepuce repurposed posted:
Paul Hogan cursed every Australian due to a pact he made with the devil, don't worry it can't be helped. at least i did well on the wife and job stakes, lady looks like she has a good sense of humor and making whiskey + being in a union job sounds good to me plus scotland sounds like a knife (nice lol) place to visit
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Jun 23, 2020 09:34
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Usually I'd prefer husbands, but I'm sure a knife or two can solve this. I'd take one, please.
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Jun 23, 2020 11:01
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prepuce repurposed posted:
she looks kind. thank you for your matchmaking. does this mean I have to learn math? |
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Jun 23, 2020 12:50
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can i have a gay gay wife the second gay means happy. thanks Too much is always not enough! |
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Jun 23, 2020 13:18
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wife holding a knife posted in the wife knife thread the knife wife, wife knife
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Jun 23, 2020 16:13
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I think I got a lemon. Despite the smile in the photograph all she does is sob and mutter that she could have married "Gary, from the bank". Honestly don't think she is safe alone around all these knives just now but most of them are for the kitchen? I can't exactly take them away discretely and don't to belittle her but I can't be around the house all the time with these crazy longshoreman hours. How can I be a better husband to my knife wife? |
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Jun 23, 2020 16:44
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I like "An Island of Chill in a Sea of Madness" for sure but do feel that BYOB: Knife Wives would really get across what this forum is really about better. Like if you're a casual SA lurker who usually sticks to GBS because the other forums are too confusing this might remove some of the mystery. |
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Jun 23, 2020 16:46
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Bright Bart posted:I like "An Island of Chill in a Sea of Madness" for sure but do feel that BYOB: Knife Wives would really get across what this forum is really about better. Like if you're a casual SA lurker who usually sticks to GBS because the other forums are too confusing this might remove some of the mystery. this idea seems sound to us. mods will be notified of it. |
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Jun 23, 2020 16:53
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Still waiting for my knife wife. Maybe I was just never meant to find love. |
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Jun 23, 2020 17:21
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Still waiting for my knife wife. good news! we now have job openings at the knife factory, and the wife factory. your hard work will take care of these other issues.
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Jun 23, 2020 18:00
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Manifisto posted:good news! we now have job openings at the knife factory, and the wife factory. your hard work will take care of these other issues. Always the knife maker, never the knifed. |
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Jun 23, 2020 18:18
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just got a email from NWNL HQ and they seem to think you all are only in this for the knives. participants who post on page 2 will still receive a knife wife, but I'm not making any promises beyond that |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I would actually like to request extra knives if possible. Don't get greedy. This program is underfunded as it is. For example, I drive an '89 Escort. smh  pictured is your new wife and her late husband. sleep with one eye open citizen. she's waiting at the Taipei central square bus depot. Don't dally |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:06
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also you work as a ticket taker at said bus depot starting monday. don't be late or they'll cane ya publicly |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:12
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Goons Are Great posted:Usually I'd prefer husbands, but I'm sure a knife or two can solve this. I'd take one, please.  knife (not pictured) will be sent separately by certified mail. this wife's knife privileges are currently revoked. Enjoy your holy union. You'll figure it out report to the Antwerp gravedigger's cantina and ask for Helmar. You have Sundays off Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jun 23, 2020 |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:20
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alexandriao posted:can i have a gay gay wife  we stopped collecting gayness surveys from these wives long ago. they never gave us straight answers anyway. you get what you get. I hope you always wanted to be a special ed volleyball coach in Surrey because that's your life starting monday |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:33
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albany academy posted:wife holding a knife  this one has always been allowed 2 knives because it would take her forever to mow the lawn with only one. consider yourself and your new life partner exceptionally lucky. also you're the new weekend bartender at The Manhole® in downtown Omaha |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:38
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Stooge posted:Of all the women that walked into that office, why did it have to be her.  Vermont farmer's market cheesemonger. Right off the northmost turnpike. Can't miss it. Weekends and wednesdays only |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:49
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prepuce repurposed posted:
that's ok I didn't want straight answers to the survey anyway. i want a sword gf instead of a knife gf, is that possible? |
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Jun 23, 2020 21:27
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it should be BYOB: Knife Wifes or BYOB: Knives Wives imho
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Jun 24, 2020 05:16
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prepuce repurposed posted:Don't get greedy. This program is underfunded as it is. For example, I drive an '89 Escort. smh Awesome! Taipei slaps |
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Jun 24, 2020 05:27
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the opposition is running on a NEW MAN NEW PLAN platform their main obstacle is coming up with a nice rhyming freebie to throw in, NEW FAN is practical in the summer months but lacks pizzazz
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Jun 24, 2020 06:53
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New man, new catamaran |
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Jun 24, 2020 06:58
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:New man, new catamaran a man, a plan, a catamaran: panama |
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Jun 24, 2020 06:59
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New husband, new muffin |
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Jun 24, 2020 07:03
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:New husband, new muffin new bridegroom, clean bedroom |
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Jun 24, 2020 07:06
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What is this thread. Why does it exist? |
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Jun 24, 2020 07:41
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new hubby, new clubby (you get a husband who has a bludgeoning weapon that deals 1d8)
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Jun 24, 2020 07:51
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alexandriao posted:that's ok I didn't want straight answers to the survey anyway. is this one divorced and back at the well already while loyal, moon-faced bachelors refresh the page longingly? |
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Jun 24, 2020 18:07
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oh great, my new wife is a conservative
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Jun 24, 2020 21:40
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grimcreaper posted:What is this thread. Why does it exist?  it's a thread for timid folks who just want a dang wife, like yourself for instance. Meet Beverly Ellen (your last name here). Meet her in Little Rock at the Macy's front desk. Just down the block is the last surviving Quiznos where you will make your living from now on. Good luck |
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Jun 24, 2020 21:48
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more falafel please posted:new hubby, new clubby (you get a husband who has a bludgeoning weapon that deals 1d8)  Have fun being a Borat impersonator at the Las Vegas Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. As they say in Vegas, my wife |
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Jun 24, 2020 21:55
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Endie posted:is this one divorced and back at the well already while loyal, moon-faced bachelors refresh the page longingly?  Believe me, there's a knife in there somewhere. You'll be needing a knife of your own starting Monday at the shawarma stand on 22nd Street in Istanbul |
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Jun 24, 2020 22:04
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prepuce repurposed posted:
new hat, new cat
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Jun 24, 2020 22:09
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whenever i stumble, my wife is there when i think i'm not good enough, my wife tells me i am there's a reason she's my wife |
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Jun 24, 2020 22:38
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if it wasn't for my wife, i don't know what i would do |
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