Yikeseroo Lowtax accused of domestic violence again? This time by SA admin?

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Baba booey baba booey

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 03:29

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:54

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

we will take the forums

lead us king

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 06:47

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

drilldo squirt posted:

Sid I can't approve of you bring the sidlings to a riot.

Have you seen them? They can more than hold their own.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 07:09

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm glad I got the chance to post images of my rear end in pink yoga pants before it all went away.

We are all thankful for that

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 07:11

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

FREE NVJ

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 07:57

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Maybe think about leaving this thread forever and never posting on these dying forums again, shithead.

Seconded. Lowtax is clearly a piece of poo poo and maybe the KF guys can go have him now.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 15:17

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

G.A.P.O. posted:

I've been meaning to do this for a while. Here goes...

I'm GAPO, founder and former owner of Something Sensitive. Seeing as SA may be dying, I thought I'd take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest.

Firstly, I hope all of the women and girls Lowtax has abused over the years are OK, or will be, and are getting the help they need. This is the most important thing right now, aside from the well-being of his children.

Secondly, Something Sensitive was a racist, bigoted pile of garbage, and I'm being 100% serious when I say that I deeply regret ever having started it. I am sorry, sincerely, to anyone who was doxxed, stalked or harassed as the result of our activities. I know apologies don't cut it, but I am filled with genuine remorse over the things we did, as well as for my part in it. With three exceptions:

-Aatrek
-Zeitgueist, who, like Lowtax, is probably beating a woman, or planning to, at this very moment.
-Lowtax

gently caress them forever.

As far as my spending tenbux to reg here, it's probably going to end up going to his exes in the end anyway, so whatever.

I gotta, say, though, it's pretty surprising (and yet it somehow isn't) that after all the years of offsites attempting to gently caress with/gently caress up S.A., that the thing that brought it down was Lowtax himself.

gently caress off and lmao at holding this grudge for over a decade. That's legit impressive in the saddest possible way.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 15:32

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

So is mom going to stay with dad or do we have to move, or are we just shooting dad and moving in with Jeff

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 03:36

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Daddy Walrus posted:

I wish goons had shown the same level of concern for Ashli when she made the exact same claims months ago as they are now showing for Logan.

I don't condone Lowtaxs behaviour towards Logan at all but this is the same woman that a few days ago was baiting Ashli and calling her a oval office on social media.

Yeah as a community I think we all hosed up collectively with Ashli. Hindsights 20/20 though and this time the right thing was done where it would have been really easy to once again hand wave it as another crazy lady. I know initially I thought Logan might just have been another crazy broad, but it was apparent really quickly that nope, she was telling the truth and that Lowtax was targeting vulnerable women. The veil got pulled back real quick and look what's gotten done in just a few days.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 04:41

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Glenn Quebec posted:

he does not talk well enough

Facts don't care about your feelings !!!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 04:48

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

The Burt hates gone from some actual hey why did we gently caress up in the past acutal legit concerns to absolute batshit insane incest accusations which are quite frankly hosed up and vendetta driven.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 07:00

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

melbatoastXXX posted:

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 03:56

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Toad on a Roll posted:

Just please no, let Lowtax bury himself

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 18:28

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

So do we still need to go burn down Jose's hurricane shelter?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 18:57

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Burt also shot JFK and faked the moon landings.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 19:02

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I have it under good authority that Jose funneled arms to Iran through the Contras during the Reagan administration !

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 19:50

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Entorwellian posted:

Demod Reene

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 21:11

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Demod Reene!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 03:16

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Snow Cone Capone posted:

mfw I see Reene is still an admin

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 04:06

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I heard 2020 will finally be allowed to end when Reene loses buttons.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 04:16

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Literally just now

What the gently caress this whole thing was a jerk off and they banned burt as a human sacrifice until it blows over

I come here not to Praise Burt but to bury him.

For real though demod Reene, already had Burt fall on his sword for all the other mods and admins.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 06:20

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Well I gotta sleep wake me up when Reene is demodded, fight the power and burn it down.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 07:10

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Squack McQuack posted:

Haven’t checked in for a bit. Are the bad mods still mods?

Yes Reene is still admin. At this point though Jeffrey shouldn't give Lowtax a drat cent just move to a new website with Xenforo or whatever and let this place die.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 15:19

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

JakeP posted:

DEMOD REENE

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 16:32

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I have mysterious off site discord logs that will lead to the demodding of Reene!!

No you can't see them.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 16:35

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

punishedkissinger posted:

What did Jose do?

He called all our mammal slaves ugly and wouldn't give them treats.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 16:39

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

Dammit Derpies, careful with that hand, look what you did!

It's the fire that purges all!

DEMOD REENE

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 16:55

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'm beginning to think maybe the admin team doesn't know what it is doing trying to buy and save this site just so Reene can stay an admin.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 19:01

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Goons, Permabanned Reregs, Shitposters, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Burt Sexual, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their posts;
So let it be with Burt. The noble Reene
Hath told you Burt Sexual was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Burt Sexual answer�d it.
Here, under leave of Reene and the rest�
For Reene is an honourable modmin;
So are they all, all honourable modmins�
Come I to speak in Burt Sexuals�s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Reene says he was ambitious;
And Reene is an honourable modmin.
He hath brought many reregs home to the Lepers Colony
Whose 6 and 12ers let the quality posts fill:
Did this in Burt Sexual seem ambitious?
When that the GBS have cried, Burt Sexual hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Reene says he was ambitious;
And Reene is an honourable modmin.
You all did see that on the day the Lowtax accusations came
We thrice presented him a chance to explain,
Which he did refrain from comment when asked by the stars: was this ambition?
Yet Reene says he was ambitious;
And, sure, Reene is an honourable modmin.
I speak not to disprove what Reene spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Burt Sexual,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Demod REENE, don't let them cower behind the death of Burt.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 21:36

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

Derpies clearly has never had sex.
Demod Reene also.

That is the whole reason I had a mini derpies pal, living proof I made it with a lady!

edit - Reene Delenda Est.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 22:13

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

Sometimes I wish but unlike Michael Jackson I can claim the child is mine (she is a goon in training that farts a lot)

Edit - Reene Delenda Est

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 22:20

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Hey Fonz you requested this back

Reene delanda est

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 02:27

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

Nah it's cool actually there's enough fire for everybody!

Deadmin Renee

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 02:31

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Jobbo_Fett posted:

That is a chode.

Edit - Reene Delenda Est

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 05:34

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Snow Cone Capone posted:

amazing

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 05:35

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Fall on your sword Reene, quit hiding behind Burts corpse!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 05:45

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

drat, we're still at Act 1.

Lend me some more flame and we can get this poo poo to....

Zone One Act TWO

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 05:49

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bismuth posted:

They make medicine for this now but lol if youre an american good luck affording it

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 06:28

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Code Jockey posted:

why would you want it lol, look at that thing

I mean peeing would be difficult but the novelty would be worth it, also how else do you expect to hit the F spot

I just look at that and think it would hurt.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 06:44

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:54

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Bismuth posted:

The american version is a hammer, a stick, and some duct tape

You forgot a guy named Dale giving you whiskey and saying "dunn luk"

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 06:47

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