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Lowtax can't beat Uwe Boll. Lowtax can beat women. Clearly more research is needed to find the line between things Lowtax can beat and things Lowtax can't beat.
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biznatchio posted:Lowtax can't beat Uwe Boll. Lowtax can beat women. Clearly more research is needed to find the line between things Lowtax can beat and things Lowtax can't beat. Uwe Boll beating the poo poo out of lowtax has never been funnier. He was the hero we didn't know we needed.
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Jun 27, 2020 02:32
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Kro-Bar posted:Uwe Boll beating the poo poo out of lowtax has never been funnier. He was the hero we didn't know we needed. wait what
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Jun 27, 2020 02:57
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Jaxyon posted:wait what the 2016 didnt watch this fight live RIP
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Jun 27, 2020 02:58
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Jaxyon posted:wait what https://youtu.be/B3M_wGfYewo
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Jun 27, 2020 02:58
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I have no idea how this came about but I can be down with a serial abuser getting hit over and over also generally most abusers are at least OK at fighting dude can't even do that well
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Jun 27, 2020 03:01
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Jaxyon posted:I have no idea how this came about but I can be down with a serial abuser getting hit over and over It was very popular to hate on Uwe Boll's terrible cash-in video game movie adaptations for awhile and Lowtax wrote some lovely articles about them so Uwe Boll (who was an amateur boxer) as a PR stunt offered to fight his "biggest critics" or whatever and Lowtax thought it was a big goof until he got punched in the head a lot.
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Jun 27, 2020 03:03
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Kro-Bar posted:It was very popular to hate on Uwe Boll's terrible cash-in video game movie adaptations for awhile and Lowtax wrote some lovely articles about them so Uwe Boll (who was an amateur boxer) as a PR stunt offered to fight his "biggest critics" or whatever and Lowtax thought it was a big goof until he got punched in the head a lot. Also, at the time, anyone at all thought that video game movies being bad was an affront to an art form, rather than a fitting punishment and a great excuse to get high as balls
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Jun 27, 2020 03:22
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Somfin posted:Also, at the time, anyone at all thought that video game movies being bad was an affront to an art form, rather than a fitting punishment and a great excuse to get high as balls Those Uwe Boll videogame movies are really bad for the most part but way more entertaining than pretty much all other videogame movies. He also made Blubberella which is a really bad 90-minute fatphobia joke he piggybacked on the production of his terribly sexist Bloodrayne movie so he's also no saint. Also I never needed to see Dave Foley's dick.
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Jun 27, 2020 03:30
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I unironically loved Postal. It felt like the only movie where Boll was funny on purpose. I mean, how you not laugh at the gun battle between Nazis and terrorists in an amusement park, and when the scene cuts the only casualty is the kid extras in the background
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Jun 27, 2020 15:23
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Kro-Bar posted:Those Uwe Boll videogame movies are really bad for the most part but way more entertaining than pretty much all other videogame movies. Those movies were made to be bad, it was all a tax evasion scheme, and Boll knew that. He was never trying to make them good.
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Jun 27, 2020 18:06
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Did he do House of the Dead? That was bad but tolerable.
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lowtax once tried to correct me on twitter and after showing him he was wrong i told him uwe boll must have rung his bell too hard if he thought he could try and correct me. then he deleted his comment lol
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Jun 28, 2020 10:26
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I'd like Alex Jones to beat uwe boll so he could help " AMERICA 1 REPTILES 0" as he does for the mandible claw
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Jun 28, 2020 19:12
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Bronze Fonz posted:gently caress you Lowtax
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Jun 30, 2020 00:43
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To celebrate his departure I'm going to see if I can remaster the old airport video. He threatened to ban me if I ever posted it again, and now I feel like it is my duty to dust off the digital 8 and see what I can do. Anyone have a digital 8 player I can borrow?
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Jun 30, 2020 05:32
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Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.
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Jun 30, 2020 05:39
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Ragnar34 posted:On the bright side, Lipstick Apathy means you and I donated like five bucks each. That's about what it would cost to get a new av, which (I think) erases any tags you had. I do need there to be some legal paperwork saying the site doesn't belong to Lowtax before I start putting any more money in, though. Buying an av erases gang tags but the donation message isn't one of those.
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Aeka 2.0 posted:
Wait, are you Star Wars Kid?
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:Buying an av erases gang tags but the donation message isn't one of those. is there a way to get rid of it then?
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Sarcastro posted:Wait, are you Star Wars Kid? Ok thats funny.
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Jun 30, 2020 16:30
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I think Jeffrey said in QCS he was gonna do something about those donation tags after the forum purchase goes through.
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Jun 30, 2020 17:24
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Well, this is something. I took at least a month off here to help with my mental health (and it did), and I come back to this. Maybe another month is in store.
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doverhog posted:Those movies were made to be bad, it was all a tax evasion scheme, and Boll knew that. He was never trying to make them good. One of the other critics who got his rear end kicked recanted and got an internship on Postal, on which Boll commented "I must have hit them so hard their brains were damaged, because they all like my movies now"
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shame on an IGA posted:One of the other critics who got his rear end kicked recanted and got an internship on Postal, on which Boll commented "I must have hit them so hard their brains were damaged, because they all like my movies now" lmfao that's the best line ive ever heard
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Jul 3, 2020 05:36
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were we forgetting this? because ignoring it and hoping it goes away just means pissing away any chance of saving this place like, a reprieve to figure things out is running thin, and if you don't think people consider sa as still in limbo you're delusuonal
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Jul 3, 2020 11:42
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Forgetting what?
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Breath Ray posted:Forgetting what? Uwe Bill beats women. By the transitive property
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Hodgepodge posted:were we forgetting this? i'm not sure there's a whole lot we can do at the moment, other than hold off on forum purchases for a bit and wait to see exactly how good/bad/existent the eventual ownership change deal is and what it entails exactly
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Hodgepodge posted:were we forgetting this? What's there to forget? The desired outcome is currently in process, all we can do is see how it shakes out.
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Jul 3, 2020 15:23
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Yup. Read the announcement; legal transactions can take a bit, especially if lowtax was as careful and thorough with the books and documents as we suspect. Everyone in harm's way is out of it; now we wait.
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Jul 3, 2020 16:47
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i'm looking forward to the new owner monetizing posting history and credit card data with the latest adtech and also some light blackmail
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Jul 3, 2020 21:22
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MightyBigMinus posted:i'm looking forward to the new owner monetizing posting history and credit card data with the latest adtech and also some light blackmail $1.99 to delete a post, $0.99 for edit button.
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Jul 3, 2020 21:25
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Hodgepodge posted:were we forgetting this? Jeffery and Cyrano in QCS have basically said that if Lowtax didn't accept to Jeffery's deal of buying the forums, they would have all autobanned spamming a link to a new xenforo site jeffery purchased just in case. I think we're gonna know if this deal goes south when that happens.
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Hitler built the autobahn and people still drive on it. Lowtax can be a piece of poo poo but people will still post here but doesn't mean they agree with him.
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Jul 5, 2020 03:42
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Enigma89 posted:Hitler built the autobahn and people still drive on it. These are absolutely comparable scenarios and you are a smart person for making this post.
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Enigma89 posted:Hitler built the autobahn Radium built the autoban.
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Enigma89 posted:Hitler built the autobahn and people still drive on it. I don't think Hitler is still collecting any revenue though.
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PerniciousKnid posted:I don't think Hitler is still collecting any revenue though. Yea. If the sale falls apart or something I’m bouncing back to discord. Hope it doesn’t because I’m old and much more enjoy the slower pace of forums posting
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