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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

biznatchio posted:

Lowtax can't beat Uwe Boll. Lowtax can beat women. Clearly more research is needed to find the line between things Lowtax can beat and things Lowtax can't beat.

Uwe Boll beating the poo poo out of lowtax has never been funnier. He was the hero we didn't know we needed.

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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Jaxyon posted:

wait what

https://youtu.be/B3M_wGfYewo

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Jaxyon posted:

I have no idea how this came about but I can be down with a serial abuser getting hit over and over

also generally most abusers are at least OK at fighting dude can't even do that well

It was very popular to hate on Uwe Boll's terrible cash-in video game movie adaptations for awhile and Lowtax wrote some lovely articles about them so Uwe Boll (who was an amateur boxer) as a PR stunt offered to fight his "biggest critics" or whatever and Lowtax thought it was a big goof until he got punched in the head a lot.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Somfin posted:

Also, at the time, anyone at all thought that video game movies being bad was an affront to an art form, rather than a fitting punishment and a great excuse to get high as balls

Those Uwe Boll videogame movies are really bad for the most part but way more entertaining than pretty much all other videogame movies.

He also made Blubberella which is a really bad 90-minute fatphobia joke he piggybacked on the production of his terribly sexist Bloodrayne movie so he's also no saint.

Also I never needed to see Dave Foley's dick.

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