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Ice Phisherman

Swimming upstream
into the sunset


 Oh my drat.
Aren't you just the finest dish.
Can I call you a meat treat?
Your well stacked figure makes me quiver.
Your flawless flaws should not be covered.
Your plainness your originality.
Is it sin to desire one such as you?
To desire your flaws?
And everything in-between?
The carnal pleasure of diving in face first, mouth open.
Is it truly too much to want you to be there when I'm done?
Of course it is.
Because when I finish you disappear.
My love.
But there will always be more.
More of these precious BLTs.

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 21:54
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# ? May 13, 2024 04:53
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Khanstant
 why didn't they ever make a bread that was OOOPs all crust?

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 21:57
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Ice Phisherman

Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Khanstant posted:

why didn't they ever make a bread that was OOOPs all crust?



https://www.today.com/food/pizza-chain-now-serving-crust-only-pizzas-t158164

They got your crust fetish covered.

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 21:59
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nut

Ice Phisherman posted:

They got your crust fetish covered.

its called edging

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 22:36
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Ice Phisherman

Swimming upstream
into the sunset

nut posted:

its called edging

Holy poo poo.

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 22:44
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

nut posted:

its called edging



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Jun 30, 2020 22:48
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Heather Papps

hello friend

nut posted:

its called edging

god drat
\
:negative:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 23:04
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

its called edging

Hot drat!

* # ? Jun 30, 2020 23:41
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

nut posted:

its called edging

:drat:

* # ? Jul 1, 2020 00:17
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more falafel please

forums poster

nut posted:

its called edging

gently caress




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Jul 1, 2020 02:15
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

its called edging

still reeling from this





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Jul 1, 2020 02:21
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google THIS

nut posted:

its called edging

:aaaaa:

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Khanstant

nut posted:

its called edging
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