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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bronze Fonz has never had sex
 
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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

LabyaMynora posted:

No. Sex is horrible and gross, and no one should ever do it.

Sex is basically shoving things into slimy holes until someone slimes all over another.

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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Glenn Quebec posted:

Sex is like Nickelodeon gak and a whoopie cushion on the edge of a cliff.......

:hmmyes:

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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Dang. I didn't know I was doing sex so wrong the whole time.

Turns out I've been doing it right all along.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bronze Fonz has never had sex