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SKULL.GIF posted:wild pigs are currently a plague upon Texas I love news stories that make you lick your lips.
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Keith Atherton posted:They also ruined RG3 because they were too cheap to fix their pothole-filled field They should make it up to him by renaming to the Washington Griffins
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Yates posted:Washington Tube Socks
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The Washington Aristocrats.
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Abugadu posted:Make it a populist thing and go with the Hogs, saying the fans inspired you. They need to do this, but lean into the DC military-industrial complex and have a helmet painted up like an A-10 Warthog, go to matte gray and *~*burgundy*~* for uniform colors, be sponsored by Northrup-Grumman and do A-10 flyovers from the MD ANG every game and then just print money because American loves R TROOPS and large offensive linemen I hate my stupid team and their stupid owner that ruins every loving thing possible. At least a future stadium can't be worse than FedEx Field because it is already the pinnacle of stupid.
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For the June thread people, have 4 minutes of slow rear end QB running plays: (okay, they aren't all slow as hell QB's, but they sure are all white). There's the most Tony Romo rear end play in there, like just wow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-WxE_LZTOg&t=28s
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the yellow dart posted:They need to do this, but lean into the DC military-industrial complex and have a helmet painted up like an A-10 Warthog, go to matte gray and *~*burgundy*~* for uniform colors, be sponsored by Northrup-Grumman and do A-10 flyovers from the MD ANG every game and then just print money because American loves R TROOPS and large offensive linemen Washington's new cheer/touchdown celebration is the A-10's BRRRRRRT of the GAU-8 Avenger 30mm cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1otYo17sQI  the A-10's official name is the Thunderbolt II. The "Warthog" is it's nickname.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I love news stories that make you lick your lips. Afaik wild pig tastes awful
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Android Apocalypse posted:
Ah yes similar to the F-16 FIGHTING FALCON and B-1 LANCER so many cool official names  but also Android Apocalypse posted:Washington's new cheer/touchdown celebration is the A-10's BRRRRRRT of the GAU-8 Avenger 30mm cannon. 
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The Peyton fake where he ran for a touchdown untouched was legendary.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The Peyton fake where he ran for a touchdown untouched was legendary. The one against the Raiders where there's no one within 20 yards of him and he still gets caught at like the 3 is also hilarious.
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Kalli posted:For the June thread people, have 4 minutes of slow rear end QB running plays: (okay, they aren't all slow as hell QB's, but they sure are all white). It's funny, I remember Elway being like a zillion years old - and looking it - when he did that helicopter dive, but in reality he was only 37.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:It's funny, I remember Elway being like a zillion years old - and looking it - when he did that helicopter dive, but in reality he was only 37. Before the powers of the TB-12 method, that was super old for a QB.
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Should change the name to the washington washingtons and make the native American mascot head george Washington head ala the quarter
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Sour Diesel posted:best running QB in ravens history I love that this starts and there's already a Bengals LB making GBS threads himself into the ground Also the Joe Flacco go route™
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Bill Barnwell is doing an interesting series on first round QBs from 2018 — except Josh Rosen — that has some insights: - Could Lamar Jackson repeat as MVP? A progress report on the Ravens star and what to expect in 2020 - Make-or-break year for Josh Allen? A progress report on the Bills QB, and what's ahead in 2020 - What went wrong for Baker Mayfield, and can he be fixed? A progress report on the Browns QB Tomorrow is the last one (Darnold). e: It's funny that the apt comparison he finds for Josh Allen is... Tyrod Taylor. Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jul 2, 2020 |
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EmbryoSteve posted:Should change the name to the washington washingtons and make the native American mascot head george Washington head ala the quarter Not really sure that would be a big improvement on the racism front
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Android Apocalypse posted:Washington's new cheer/touchdown celebration is the A-10's BRRRRRRT of the GAU-8 Avenger 30mm cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17h04ag1YHg&t=71s
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The Washington Generals. The mascot can be Grant and Sherman high fiving each other.
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the yellow dart posted:They need to do this, but lean into the DC military-industrial complex and have a helmet painted up like an A-10 Warthog, go to matte gray and *~*burgundy*~* for uniform colors, be sponsored by Northrup-Grumman and do A-10 flyovers from the MD ANG every game and then just print money because American loves R TROOPS and large offensive linemen I've been a fan of Washington my entire life, and this is the best idea I've heard yet that could theoretically be pitched successfully to that dumb poo poo Dan Snyder. I feel your pain dude. I remember them winning the Super Bowl when I was 6 and it's been a tremendous wet fart ever since.
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Stanley Tucheetos posted:The Washington Generals. The mascot can be Grant and Sherman high fiving each other. Only if they play the Harlem Globetrotters every preseason.
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Captain Dickweed posted:winning the Super Bowl when I was 6 and it's been a tremendous wet fart ever since. Is it better to win once and then suck perpetually (or suck perpetually and then win once, either way), or to be a perennial contender but never win?
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SKULL.GIF posted:Is it better to win once and then suck perpetually (or suck perpetually and then win once, either way), or to be a perennial contender but never win? Its definitely better to have won 3 and have a terrible team with a terrible owner currently than be the Browns/Bills, who have that but without the championships. It was a lot more fun prior to the Eagles winning the Superbowl, however.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Listen to happier things. More positive messages. It’ll feel weird for a bit but trust me on this - get outta that cycle 
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EmbryoSteve posted:Should change the name to the washington washingtons and make the native American mascot head george Washington head ala the quarter Just call it the Washington Dicks and make the mascot the Washington Monument. SKULL.GIF posted:Is it better to win once and then suck perpetually (or suck perpetually and then win once, either way), or to be a perennial contender but never win? Absofuckinglutely (win once). Speaking from personal experience.
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SKULL.GIF posted:Is it better to win once and then suck perpetually (or suck perpetually and then win once, either way), or to be a perennial contender but never win? Win once. Who wants perpetual blue balls? Ross might be able to answer this but the chargers havnt been contenders in a while now. Who is the modern equivalent of the chargers of a decade ago? The Falcons?
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CyberPingu posted:Ross might be able to answer this but the chargers havnt been contenders in a while now. Who is the modern equivalent of the chargers of a decade ago? The Falcons? If we ignore they did win a Super Bowl and only look at the last few years Saints maybe? Other than that, yeah Falcons I suppose. Maybe Texans but I don't think either are as talented as those Chargers teams ~15 years ago were. ...Vikings?
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The Texans top end talent was real scary for awhile. Health/BoB hosed that all up, but Watson / Hopkins / Watt / Clowney is pretty high up there on a list of 4 best players on a team.
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The Chargers really should have won 1 if not 2 superbowls just from the talent on those teams. If you're talking Superbowl wins maybe the Hasslebeck Seahawks?
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sharknado slashfic posted:The Chargers really should have won 1 if not 2 superbowls just from the talent on those teams. I wish they had won in 2006.
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Kalli posted:The Texans top end talent was real scary for awhile. Health/BoB hosed that all up, but Watson / Hopkins / Watt / Clowney is pretty high up there on a list of 4 best players on a team. Yeah I was thinking of present day Texans and not what they should have been, BoB needs to be shot into space and then shoved out of an airlock for his own good.
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CyberPingu posted:Win once. Who wants perpetual blue balls? Here's all the teams that have never won a Super Bowl.  Considering that the last time the Vikings made the Super Bowl, I was exactly -365 days old, I'd vote them.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I always forget the Vikings were so fail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UUeqvquXZI
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CyberPingu posted:Win once. Who wants perpetual blue balls? The Steelers
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