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Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

When I was still in my mid twenties I worked with a kid who was probably 19-20. He came to work at this place because he was trying to save money for a Jaguar he wanted to buy. I gather he was really close when he started with us because he had it in only a couple of months. This was a second-shift job and I believe he had a morning job as well.

He got the car on a Friday.

He showed up the following Monday and I saw him pointing to a gigantic purple spot on his chest. He had wrapped the Jaguar around a telephone pole going over a hundred miles per hour with drunk him driving and his drunk friend and several underage drunk girls in the backseat of the car. Dudes entire torso was a giant bruise.

It was not a new vehicle but from.what I recall it was definitely a five-figure bill for what amounted to a rental and a court date.

Yep, I instruct at performance driving events for the Porsche Club of America and I'll say again, the average driver isn't prepared for the capabilities of a car with 250 hp, much less something with 700+. People have no idea how fast cars really are when pushed and how quickly something can go wrong.

And, to top it off, that Hellcat Mecole has isn't just a Hellcat, it's a Redeye, so actually 800 hp!

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I'm waiting for someone to roll up in a C8.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Trent Richardson.

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/1284869044286480385?s=20

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/StatsbyLopez/status/1289041485661446144

https://twitter.com/StatsbyLopez/status/1289205610857115650

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
James Garoppolo

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Metapod posted:

Dlink please set this goon straight

Nepotism owns when you are the beneficiary. Sorry about your fail parents mcmagic

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


I am @loubegafreak69

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



NFCN is checkdown central.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




<-----checkin down some cleavage

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

This is basically a magic eye where if you blur your eyes just write it becomes a portrait of &e Dalton.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
ESPN announced that Steve Levy, Brian Griese and Louis Riddick will be in the MNF booth if we get a season this year.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Better Than You posted:

ESPN announced that Steve Levy, Brian Griese and Louis Riddick will be in the MNF booth if we get a season this year.

I don’t watch college so I have no idea if Levy is good at football, but I remember him being really good as the #2 commentator for their NHL coverage 20~ years ago and always ending up doing the playoff games that’d go to 5 OTs.

Unrelated old tweet:

https://twitter.com/extremelysquid/status/1213680767869554688

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MINSHEW DOMINATION IS NOT SILLY

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tom Brady’s last-ever pass in the NFL.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1289255465239511041?s=19

Oh.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Is that because of the stadium?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is that because of the stadium?

The Chargers don't own anything involving the stadium so no

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

The Chargers don't own anything involving the stadium so no

Well then that’s dumb.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well then that’s dumb.

Welcome to capitalism

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Spoeank posted:

The Dolphins had Kenyan Drake for half a season, which makes this even crazier. They had Kalen Ballage all year which makes this less crazy.

To be fair we Kalens are notoriously slow starters. The age of Ballage is surely coming.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1289265739833253894

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Antonio Clown

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

kalensc posted:

To be fair we Kalens are notoriously slow starters. The age of Ballage is surely coming.

The Ball Age in other words

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
So free Game Pass got extended a month, maybe I should rewatch that Titans/Patriots playoff game in all its glory.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

wandler20 posted:

Antonio Clown

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

wandler20 posted:

Antonio Clown

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

wandler20 posted:

Antonio Clown

got eem

Seriously, dude needs major mental health counseling.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Twice the length of the season, that's rough.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Antonio Clown

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Spoeank posted:

The Dolphins had Kenyan Drake for half a season, which makes this even crazier. They had Kalen Ballage all year which makes this less crazy.

I had forgotten about Kalen Ballage somehow until you mentioned this. Just this kind of amazing physical marvel who should be playing like any other loving position besides running back.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I don't know if calling him "Antonio Clown" was ever funny to begin with but you guys sure know how to beat a dead horse

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Better Than You posted:

I don't know if calling him "Antonio Clown" was ever funny to begin with but you guys sure know how to beat a dead horse
Would you say that joke is making you Antonio Frown

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Ok that got a laugh out of me

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Better Than You posted:

Ok that got a laugh out of me
Glad it didn't get you Antonio Down

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Clowntonio 6ix9ine

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Better Than You posted:

I don't know if calling him "Antonio Clown" was ever funny to begin with but you guys sure know how to beat a dead horse

shut the gently caress up

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Antonio Clown

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I think people should try to figure out a new Antonio Noun

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Dubious posted:

shut the gently caress up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nice Antonio Meltdown

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

JT Jag posted:

I think people should try to figure out a new Antonio Noun

are you proposing some sort of contest to award the Antonio Crown?

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