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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
look quickly, a wild trump. maybe we can follow it back to the rest of the pack

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bio force ape
Apr 3, 2016
the movie Enemy except it's two Donald Trumps

but instead of spiders it's dogs

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hand Knit posted:

look quickly, a wild trump. maybe we can follow it back to the rest of the pack

*david attenborough voice* here you can see a wild trump in its native habitat. note the peculiar stance. scientists remain uncertain why the trump stands with this particular posture *jaunty music plays as the wild trump waddles down a ramp*

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


here's a configuration i hadn't even thought of. this seems like it would get great ratings

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Dustcat posted:

here's a configuration i hadn't even thought of. this seems like it would get great ratings

Upper half of a traump. Knew it was the worst.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


these two trumps seem pretty convivial. i don't think they're running against each other

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

here's another simulation of two trumps. i don't think the second trump adds any clarity to the situation, imho

https://twitter.com/mradamscott/status/1290914246117584897

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

there was another way to achieve two trumps



sadly it was discovered too late and now there is only one left

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Dustcat posted:

there was another way to achieve two trumps



sadly it was discovered too late and now there is only one left

these are the kinds of Trumps that can wear a large pair of pants with suspenders together while playing a giant harmonica

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Human centipede of Trumps

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Dustcat posted:

there was another way to achieve two trumps



sadly it was discovered too late and now there is only one left
There is another

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Democrats glossing over Trump's grotesque behavior would be a fun watch.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
two trumps? wow, that'd be wacky

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
[imagining three trumps]: holy poo poo wait till the boys in cspam hear about this

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

WE ARE THE TRUMP. WE ARE LOOKING AT ABSORBING YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DIVERSITY. SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING, MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS BUT ONE OF OUR BEAUTIFUL GENERALS SAID TO ME "SIR, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE". BELIEVE ME. BELIEVE ME.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


oh no! what is happening now? this is clearly too many trumps

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Mandelbrot trump

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Another long shift at the Trump factory. Ten, twelve hundred Trumps a day. I paint the cheeto dust on the Trumps with my own poo poo and piss. The factory is going to Madagascar at the end of the year and they do not pay us. I love my job at the Tormp factory and Dnola Tumpr is my persdnietn lkdsjf osdfh uisdhfah usd hfusd hff ff

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
4 trumps are standing on a cliff

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

4 trumps are standing on a cliff

not for long lmao

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
oops all trumps

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


in an uncommon act of altruism, the smaller trump in the audience supports the bigger one running for president

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

:thunk: what does the former obama adviser know that we don't?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dustcat posted:

:thunk: what does the former obama adviser know that we don't?

Reproduction by fission.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


these trumps were born with a deformity. it was determined that surgery to separate them would likely be fatal, but they lived a full life and even got married to two bottom halves of a lady

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


holy poo poo this seems enormously bad if you're of the never trump persuasion

otherwise it is good, your presiednt is the truth & the light

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dustcat posted:

holy poo poo this seems enormously bad if you're of the never trump persuasion

otherwise it is good, your presiednt is the truth & the light

The clone trump will pardon him.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
they'd nuke each other op

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Finicums Wake posted:

[imagining three trumps]: holy poo poo wait till the boys in cspam hear about this

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Dustcat posted:

not for long lmao



that's not fat, he's got another trump growing inside of him

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
who is ready for trump 2024?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Top City Homo posted:

who is ready for trump 2024?

the trump party's don jr/ivanka ticket does have a lot of enthusiastic support

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dustcat posted:

the trump party's don jr/ivanka ticket does have a lot of enthusiastic support

:stare: that's two trumps :stare:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

is this one trump, or two? a jury of the nations top trump scientists is still out on the issue

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
hmm i'm going to refer this to Spider

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

the predictit market for two trumps is down to 11 cents, and it seems even our singular trump may be on his way out, free at last to go wherever round tweety bois of a simple mind go when they are no longer president of the united states

in celebration of that, here is an artist's rendition of a hypothetical event proposed by theoretical physicists, wherein the president makes peace with himself, conceding, at long last, the election he has lost


the odds of such an event are estimated to be approximately one in a quadrillion to the fourth power, so it is unlikely that we will see such a thing in real life

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

currently there are no actual trumps, but theoretical trump scientists continue their work: here is a simulation of unknown provenance


it is uncertain why the trumps are fighting. one may believe the other has betrayed it

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


this is an unconfirmed sighting of two woolly mountain trumps battling for supremacy, with smaller trumps riding on their backs, perhaps to adjudicate the battle, or possibly because they just get off on this weird poo poo

bristol cool chart
Jun 18, 2021

by Hand Knit
Wow, epic necro to your own boring thread which is already mostly your own posts. :gas:

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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

THERE ARE FOUR TRUMPS

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