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Fucker Carlson
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 09:19 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:31 |
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Cucker Failson
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 09:31 |
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oh hey, the only fascist who's willing to listen to Mark Blyth's economic advice is gonna be president in four years' time whoop-dee-loving-doo, everyone is hosed
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:12 |
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It's really cool that unironically one of our few realistic hopes for avoiding a decade of utter misery and descent into fascism is Donald Trump getting reelected and subsequently getting blamed for all the terrible poo poo that's coming. I wish I could go back in time and tell my past self that Donald Trump will be running, for reelection, in 2020 and him winning is legitimately and unironically the better outcome.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:26 |
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The one saving grace right now keeping me from having an anxiety attack is that the media saying that someone's a "rising star", a shoo-in, or has a "compelling biography" is generally a complete kiss of death, particularly 4 years out.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 13:43 |
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cucker fartson gently caress you
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 13:45 |
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he's going to do this in every debate and win them all easily
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 13:58 |
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it's funny to mock his dumb face but Tucker Carlson is legit smarter than almost every republican in Washington
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:18 |
oxsnard posted:it's funny to mock his dumb face but Tucker Carlson is legit smarter than almost every republican in Washington For years I only knew him from pics of his face and memes so I thought he was just another braindead Fox News host oops
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:32 |
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Sweet, he's gonna ride a red wave in `24 that leads to a Constitutional convention. Gonna love being stateless. It'll be like the game Not Tonight, but an American Reality.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:34 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:The one saving grace right now keeping me from having an anxiety attack is that the media saying that someone's a "rising star", a shoo-in, or has a "compelling biography" is generally a complete kiss of death, particularly 4 years out. Has there ever been a president who won the office with a called shot 4 years down the line?
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:36 |
Has there ever been a President who released executive orders via Twitter before
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:41 |
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thinking about 2024 plans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiuj501qPyw
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:42 |
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To make a presidential run Tucker Carlson will necessarily rely on other people's money and media coverage. He's not as notable or telegenic as Trump to get the free air time and he's not as independent from donors as Trump to craft his own policy. This isn't to say that he couldn't win the nomination but he'd have a much more difficult time running as a true outsider in a meaningful sense. Also this is moot because like I said Trump is just going to run again in 2024 and he will win the nomination.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:53 |
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sum posted:To make a presidential run Tucker Carlson will necessarily rely on other people's money and media coverage. He's not as notable or telegenic as Trump to get the free air time and he's not as independent from donors as Trump to craft his own policy. This isn't to say that he couldn't win the nomination but he'd have a much more difficult time running as a true outsider in a meaningful sense. Also this is moot because like I said Trump is just going to run again in 2024 and he will win the nomination. The media loves giving him extensive think pieces about how strange and compelling he is but you're right that the FEC rule against having your own show while running as a candidate will gently caress him over
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:56 |
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there's a gosh darn COMPETENT FASCIST in the white house
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:03 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:The media loves giving him extensive think pieces about how strange and compelling he is but you're right that the FEC rule against having your own show while running as a candidate will gently caress him over boomers would never forgive him for depriving them of himself
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:15 |
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comedyblissoption posted:tucker is willing to criticize slavish market ideology and tell his viewers that he agrees with aoc that 18+% credit card interest rates are too high on the bright side, he'd face the same problem as bernie: he'd be a meaningful threat to their current order and would face a huge corporate media shitstorm including from his current allies in FOX and right wing AM radio or whatever, and they'd do the same election rigging they did in the democratic primary on the gripping hand, didn't stop trump
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:32 |
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This always triggers reactionaries who think Carlson is on their side. quote:When asked on “Bubba the Love Sponge” in 2008 how he pays his bills, Carlson replied that he’s “extraordinarily loaded” just from “inheritance from my number of trust funds.” https://theintercept.com/2019/03/12/tucker-carlson-tapes-rupert-murdoch/
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:44 |
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Yinlock posted:boomers would never forgive him for depriving them of himself Boomers have goldfish memories now to say nothing of the senility which will start to set in 4 years from now. You have to declare your candidacy about 7 to 8 months pre-Iowa to have a shot these days. I'm not sure Boomers will even remember him after the 8 months he'll have to be off the air BIG FLUFFY DOG has issued a correction as of 17:59 on Jul 3, 2020 |
# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:57 |
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oh yeah hes a 100% faking the populism, thats what smart reactionaries do
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:58 |
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There is one question on everyone's lips: will we get to see Tucker attempt to eat a corn dog at the Iowa state fair?
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:01 |
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Cucker Tarlson
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:02 |
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Ticker furiously attempting to flag down a waiter from a throng of fairgoers at an Iowa food court never having eaten at a place with counter service before
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:04 |
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Jon Joe posted:Fucker Carlson Filthy Hans posted:Cucker Failson Analysis complete. Hes doomed. Just like Huckabee
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:12 |
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imagine tucker carlson eating an unseasoned pork chop on a stick
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:36 |
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tucker carlson couldn't even handle a dutch historian mildly chiding him for being rich, how will he handle Donald Trump Insult Comic relentlessly mocking him on a debate stage
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:36 |
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mila kunis posted:on the bright side, he'd face the same problem as bernie: he'd be a meaningful threat to their current order and would face a huge corporate media shitstorm including from his current allies in FOX and right wing AM radio or whatever, and they'd do the same election rigging they did in the democratic primary also i think the republicans realize that carlson and his ilk wouldn't be a meaningful threat in practice
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:42 |
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Tucker Carlson had his career ruined for over a decade because of a single conversation with Jon Stewart
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:43 |
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Tucker Carlson can't wear bowties anymore because too many people made fun of him
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:45 |
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Donald Trump appeals to the people because despite being a rich failson he's really one of them, a loud boor who says exactly what pops into his head at all times and eats Big Macs for breakfast lunch and dinner Tucker Carlson is a patrician who wears bowties
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:49 |
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Tucker Carlson is smarter than almost any national republican and part of that intelligence is him realizing that he would do absolutely terribly in any environment where he can't just cut people's mics when they start clowning on him
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:50 |
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Tucker Carlson is well, actually given life and form
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:51 |
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Could Tucker maintain his facade of loving the working class white people of this country when hes actually forced to leave DC and interact with them direvtly for 18 months straight?
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:54 |
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StashAugustine posted:also i think the republicans realize that carlson and his ilk wouldn't be a meaningful threat in practice quote:In recent weeks, Tucker Carlson, the conservative Fox News host, has challenged the Black Lives Matter movement, dismissed demonstrators as “criminal mobs,” accused a Texas police chief of “sounding more like a therapist than a cop” and mocked a CNN children’s special about racism that featured Elmo, the “Sesame Street” puppet.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:02 |
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remember when drumpf got owned by obama at the white house correspondents dinner never heard from that loser ever again
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:03 |
gently caress all this
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:06 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Tucker Carlson is smarter than almost any national republican and part of that intelligence is him realizing that he would do absolutely terribly in any environment where he can't just cut people's mics when they start clowning on him Yeah. I'm not counting Tucker out of the running, but I think there's a significant difference between having a micromanaged TV show where he gets to stack the deck in his favor and talk about whatever he wants for an hour the same way you would come up with the Perfect Bulletproof Debate in the shower and going out on the stump, rallying people through their emotions and making an appeal to voters not already in his base (voter suppression, I know I know). But like, let's actually imagine Tucker as a populist candidate instead of a talking head on a cable show. Does he cut to people's emotions in the same way that Trump does or Hillary did or Bernie did or gently caress it, even Biden has a connection to people believe it or not as a dude who is quote unquote "real" or is at the least reminiscent of a nostalgic recent past. I dunno, I'm spitballing here, Tucker could very well find the way to pivot and do this well, but he could also be talked up as the Perfect Candidate the way this same party establishment was anticipating Jeb Bush would dominate in 2016 and then it could all crumble down because people realize he's just some rich TV dinner trust fund shithead. Honestly, I think even Tucker is too prim and proper for these people. His greatest asset, his intelligence, might actually be his greatest failing because clearly the GOP base reviles anyone remotely educated or smart. I bet you anything the next GOP nominee comes from law enforcement. One of the psycho sheriffs will rise to national prominence when they decide to defy a toothless Biden EO that will cut ICE's budget by .75% and make a big stink of it and they'll ride that blood and soil rage to power. Not specifically David Clarke or Joe Arpaio but one of the endless stream of fascists just like them, maybe Thomas Hodgson.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:25 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:remember when drumpf got owned by obama at the white house correspondents dinner never heard from that loser ever again it's true. havent heard from obama in years.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 21:06 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:31 |
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2024 GOP Primary: Tucker Carlson, Matt Gaetz, Tom Cotton, Dan Crenshaw, Roy Moore, Thomas Hodgson, Joe Arpaio, David Duke, Omarosa, someone claiming to be Q who has convinced roughly 65% of Qanon people he's legit, A dog that can play football and stands for the national anthem, Donald Trump
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:55 |