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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

I was told the blood was ketchup, I found out that was bullshit when I was 10 and RVD nailed Spike Dudley with a horrendous chair shot right in front of me at an ECW house show and blood splattered all over my entire row.

I'm sure I've told this story before, but my dad loving hated wrestling and when I got really into it around 97/98 it straight-up offended him, and he set out on a mission to get me to stop that led to his demand we watch the network special EXPOSED! PRO-WRESTLING'S GREATEST SECRETS together so I could see exactly how dumb and fake all of it was and how stupid you'd have to be to think otherwise.

And the hour that followed was his increasing bafflement over "wait, they just land on wood?" and "the chairs are real?" and most notably "JESUS CHRIST, THEY CUT THEMSELVES WITH RAZORBLADES?" culminating in his coming away from it with enough newfound respect for the poo poo they put themselves through that he wound up taking me to wrestling shows because he wanted to see it in person.

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