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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I was gonna commend Phiz's efforts on the frontpage but jesus loving christ... this has to be a "gently caress y'all" on the way out. It's the only explanation I can think of.


It was always right to make fun of furries. It will never be wrong to make fun of furries.
To link this to queerphobia is some massive amount of loving missing every point one could possibly miss.

Somebody take his access away before he apologizes to the alt-right or wifebeaters next.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Phiz why don't you apologize to fart fetishists next?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




How can such excellent writing go unnoticed by Salon?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Here's an idea: Phiz comes out as a furry on every platform he so chooses except the SA frontpage.
That way SA as a whole is not perceived to be apologizing to furries for rightfully making fun of them for being furries.

It's a win-win situation.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Hey Lowtax, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, I think you know this already... you definitely know this already... but still, gently caress you you goddamn piece of poo poo.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.











Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.



















Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.




















Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.
































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.






































































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.






























Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.





















Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

















Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.









Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.











Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.



























































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.













































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.




















Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax, you are Jay Leno now and forever going forward.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz posted:

Lowtax, you are Jay Leno now and forever going forward.





































































































































































































































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Please don't insult Jay Leno like this.

I disagree, see...










































































































































Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Wait did I call Lowtax an abusive oval office yet?

Because Lowtax is an abusive oval office.



























Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




You're a textbook manipulative, abusive, psychotic piece of poo poo that deserves even more than what's happening to you right now.

You are nothing and this wonderful community exists despite of you not because of you.

Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Literally no one in the entire universe wants you to be "around" here nor anywhere else.

Just disappear, gently caress off, die or whatever you do, just gently caress off and literally everyone on this entire planet will be better off from you not being "around".

You can keep attacking your accusers' credibility on your facebook (LOL) but only your handful of "facebook friends" support you now and forever henceforth.

Please, just gently caress off forever.

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