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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > SA's Front Page Discussion > ban phiz kalifa from the front page
 
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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos

pog boyfriend posted:

stop giving him attention
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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos

D1E posted:

If this dick is real, it seems like it's a mutation that would be completely counter-productive to genetic propagation and self-selection.

When that dude pulls out he's going to vacuum out all his own jism and he will never pass on his genes.
Every penis is designed to do precisely this, believe it or not. It's designed so that thrusting yoinks out the cum of the previous dude in the orgy. His is just SUPER EFFECTIVE.

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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos

cheetah7071 posted:

you can tell a lot about the number of sexual partners the females of a species have by the shape of the male's penis

humans are somewhere in between monogamy and everyone constantly banging everyone else, like you'd expect
Only bonobos have us beat in terms of raw sexual energy. Edit: among primates

RadCatHoarder fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jul 4, 2020

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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos

cheetah7071 posted:

nah there's tons of species where the females have bajillions of sexual partners

like female horses, after getting pregnant, will have sex with every nearby stallion in order to fool them into thinking the foal might be theirs, so that they don't kill it
Sorry, I meant among primates specifically.

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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos
In before Lowtax deletes the entire forum out of ragespite.

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RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos
Was just browsing this thread while on a work call, and my wife got up and came up behind me to rub my shoulders and WELP. She's traumatized now.

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