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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

chamois posted:

hes trying to name them the chiefs

I can see Snyder pumping his fist and holding up a red and white jersey that says 'Washington Chieftains'.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

gently caress, he's going with Tribe, isn't he?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Washington Blueballs

This was posted on the last page but I need some Snyder news

https://outline.com/CdyCuU

Hail to the Washington Harassers

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/WashingtonNFL/status/1289264955213127682

This should go well.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DeimosRising posted:

is there a rule that they have to have a team name? just go by washington

If they don't give them a new name, people will just keep wearing gear with the slur on it


On the other hand...

Red fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 2, 2020

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Eifert Posting posted:

I have just one question for you gentlemen:

How are you going to stop 30 to 53 wild hogs?

Depends. How long is the practice squad going to play? 3-5 minutes?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

General Dog posted:

They nailed it with "Washington Football Team", I don't know why they're dragging this out. It's futureproof, while still lowkey respecting the franchise's past by not trying to replace or erase the old moniker. The loss of identity IS the identity.

Because then chuds will still wear the slur jerseys, use the slur name, and refer to the team as the slurs. It needs a new name, new color scheme, etc. - just completely wipe out the old bullshit and candy corn color scheme.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/maustermuhle/status/1427955800379641860

Holy loving LOL if they just stay with WFT

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

fartknocker posted:

Yeah, but which version of him is the primary logo?

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Washington Groundhogs is actually a decent name. So it will not be that.

The last several 'new' names in the NFL have all been awful.

Titans is just kind of bland
Texans is boring
Commanders is generic as gently caress

Ravens was actually pretty clever, especially by comparison.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sash! posted:

It isn't even limited to the NFL. Basically everything after 1995 is bad.

Raptors, Thunder, and Wizards are lame. Wild and Predators are goofy. Golden Knights is OK at best. Pelicans is odd but at least original. Kraken is neat, but also a little bit like they were trying too hard. Don't even get me started with the various cargo cult MLS names. The entire WNBA, except for New York Liberty, is bad.

Baseball dodges the issue by just all being a hundred years old.

Diamondbacks, Marlins, and Devil Rays are horrendous. Guardians is… okay.

The original XFL had good names - Outlaws, Thunderbolts, Hitmen, Demons.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sash! posted:

I like all of those. They at least make sense in that they're local animals. Or big local statues.

I don't agree, but having the nickname 'D-Bags' for Arizona is gold.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

shirts and skins posted:

Yelling "PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD!?" to an usher who is 1000% over this poo poo already before stepping into FedEx Field and falling into an open sewage tank killing me instantly and leaving only the burgundy and gold bicorn hat floating atop the liquid waste

Looking forward to headlines like

CAN THE ADMIRALS RIGHT THE SHIP

ADMIRALS ARE A SINKING SHIP

COWBOYS SINK/TORPEDO/SCUTTLE ADMIRALS

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/GrantRasnick/status/1478756712396079112

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Racing Stripe posted:

The Capitol Dustups

Logo is Del Rio's head being swept into a dustpan

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/lizroscher/status/1646611785523372032

Holy poo poo, this timeline of poo poo goes on forever

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Pontius Pilate posted:

Won’t they do that regardless?

The WFT colors/logo were similar enough that chud assholes just pretended it was still the Slurs name.

The 'Commanders' aren't much better, but at least they have black and yellow to differentiate. The current uniforms look like cheap college poo poo.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

predicto posted:

The colors are good. Burgundy is a beautiful and relatively unique base color for a team. There are a lot of teams with red or maroon as a base color, but burgundy is a different color: more rich and purply-red and done right it is simply better. And gold is a good accent color for burgundy.

The colors are the only thing they should keep. Dump the owner, the name, the stadium, the coaches, all of it. Keep the burgundy.

Make them look like DC. White and gray, standard and sterile.

Name them something like Washington Government Team, and all the jersey numbers are like TB343881Z.4

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Yudo posted:

DC is neither "standard" nor "sterile." Of all the insults you could level at the city, those are among the least sensible.

No, but it's still funny because it's a play on the assumptions of the rest of the country.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Get away from calling them the Washington whatevers - bill them as DC.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

I looked this up, and the concept of a comet creating a cow wild west society is some poo poo.

Also, Joe Piscopo and Tim Curry?!


Mr. Nice! posted:

Dakota Prescott is named after one of the titular characters.

And has a giant gently caress-off tattoo from the show

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