|
William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia feels that perhaps you'd be more comfortable among non-fuckers like Albania or URETHRA Big words coming from a country that killed a rebel leader because she turned down their advances
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 19:45
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 07:31 |
|
|
BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING: The New Kaiju-Marxist Republics of Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia regret our absence, we were undergoing the final stages of our ultimate social transformation. Our new republics are ruled by the loud and proud race of Kaiju, who ingeniously disguised ourselves as "sciensaurs" in order to trick the humans in our republics and around the world, sowing discord and doubt in our wake! No one suspected the truth, except for all of those delegates who refused to trust us for some reason. Our new republic may be ruled by Kaiju, but those humans willing to join us in fomenting worldwide class/species revolution have filled our ranks and mad us unstoppable, scratching our itches and getting into places that aren't built to accomodate our gargantuan forms. For this reason we vote for end of the world scenario ULTRA, because any option that involves a final cataclysmic conflict between the Marxist Kaiju and the reactionary humans is a worthwhile one, but all the other ones sound fun too. The former human members of the Politburo/Bully Squad would like to formally announce their regretful withdrawal from the Big Race against Belgian Panama (we think), since including the richest and douchiest Kaiju onto their racing party liner immediately sank it, killing all aboard except for the Kaiju and the most clever of the humans who decided to ride on its shoulder. We concede their victory and vow to honour the integrity of the Youth Center, and also the integrity and free agency of The Girl, who will be the only non-Marxist human territories/bodies spared in the upcoming apocalyptic confrontation. It has been an honour forming non-binding resolutions with you all, and it will be a greater honour to crush you all under our massive heels before being swallowed by nuclear fire/alien attack/the World Goatse. Eumenides fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jul 21, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 19:46
|
|
|
BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING: One ULTRA with double C on the side voted by La republica de Guacamole. We are at Uranus in our D I L D O probe anyway so vOv
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 19:54
|
|
|
Undemocratic Republic of the Congo stares silently at the large projection screen in our UN sandcrawler's assembly chamber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx0e9D3QXrM
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 20:10
|
|
|
 The Rotary International Co-diplomat of the year Q2 2020 Republic of Indonesia hereby upholds option ULTRA
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 21:17
|
|
|
lushka16 posted:India seconds this veto and proposes any of the following bangs: UK is really feeling these bangers. we also vote D, drowning in a giant rear end-whirlpool seems fitting.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2020 21:20
|
|
|
Madagascar votes for Option D.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 00:05
|
|
|
paragon1 posted:Austria wonders if the other space nations would be interested in a military alliance against potential Earth based aggressors. Best Korea will join this alliance, seeing has how our doomsday device isn't working now matter how much we mash the button. Additionally, in our annexation of the former OTHER Korea, we found their abandoned "Gundam" in the basement of the obviously never-used Ryugyong Hotel; it seems to consist of parts of several backhoes and various other industrial machines thrown together with no identifiable plan or concept.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 00:37
|
|
|
Perhaps Earth should be left to the Kaiju, and you humans with your mecha can have the vastness of space. Wouldn't you prefer that to the inevitability of defeat?
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 02:08
|
|
|
Belgium votes for Option D. Can we just once in this monstrosity of a thread do something simple and decent, and die by mega-goatse without bringing anime and robots into it?
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 02:26
|
|
|
Prof. Crocodile posted:Belgium votes for Option D. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtF7JR0wEYc
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 08:06
|
|
|
paragon1 posted:Austria wonders if the other space nations would be interested in a military alliance against potential Earth based aggressors. The Nordic Empire is interested, as Space Holland/Norway/Finland/Denmark/Sweden could use some friends, its lonely out here. Also, we're just goona come out and say we were totally right about the communist kaiju and anyone who voted against the resolution to nuke them sumbitches was and still is an idiot. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 09:57
|
|
|
Undemocratic Republic of the Congo scribbles a crude drawing on the wall in the splattered yolks while muttering to herself. “Egg. egg. Egg egg egg egg. Goatsegg? Yes yes egg egg Egg goat goat goat egg goatsegg goatsegg goatsegg goatsegggfg guh guh guh guh guh... The end is coming. the end is egg. the goat will pull and yolk will erupt through the shell! Yolk will drip and swallow all in brimstone and we will become egg ourselves erupting and egg eGg eeeeeg egg egg egg egg egg...” She continues muttering to herself as she smears egg down the front of her shirt. corgski fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Jul 22, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 10:58
|
|
|
corgski eat the eggs
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 12:16
|
|
|
Germany begins to construct centrifuges in secret
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:15
|
|
|
Australia: Thou art human, with soul and wit! I am naught but clockwork.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:22
|
|
|
Albania lost count. Everyone vote again. The apocalypse is postponed another day, hooray!
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:27
|
|
|
Leperflesh posted:Albania lost count. Everyone vote again. The apocalypse is postponed another day, hooray! The deputy parliamentarian is clearly using their position to maximize their self interest. The parliamentarian is invoking their right to step in and declaring option ULTRA as the clear winner. Voting is closed. the end is near All nations are encouraged to say their goodbyes as the parliamentarian prepares the apocalypse.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:38
|
|
|
The GRR welcomes all delegates - even you Albania into the SDF-alpha as we escape the solar system into the great unknown. keggers and orgies for all.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:40
|
|
|
Russia wishes the best for all of its allies, in particular the GRR and the Undemocratic Republic of Congo who have been top-notch e-friends. Russia has decided to remain on-planet for the duration of the coming crisis. If the world is to be lost then so too will Russia. If the world remains we will conquer it swiftly and mercilessly. Remember, anime is bad and the Witcher 3 is a bad video game. Thank you.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:45
|
|
|
If Russia is staying here, then Belgian Panama is boarding the GRR's ship or whatever it is. I'd like to thank my fellow Belgiums for their support and camaraderie, except maybe Belgian Congo, and even Madagascar for turning out not to be so bad in the end. Such a curvy yet supple island. Panama City's youth center is saved after Vietnam's humiliating forfeit in the waterskiing contest, and is even occasionally used for activities other than drug dealing. Panama's head of state gets The Girl in the end, but in a twist it's not the shallow girl who turned him down at the start, it's the girl who believed in him every step of the way, and who secretly had a crush on him. e: final note, while we agree that anime is not good, the Witcher 3 is a great video game and we submit that Russia is just using its bad review as an excuse to invade Poland for the 20th time.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:53
|
|
|
Albania's force-sensitives are all gonna stay behind and become One with the Force or something, but the rest of us are hitching rides with whoever is getting out while the getting's good. Probably Norway, you guys were totally cool and I bet you have some kind of Tree-based space rocket program right? Can we get a lift?
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 18:58
|
|
|
Oh also we're keeping Shakira
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 19:05
|
|
|
Belgian Panama warns Shakira not to stay on Earth unless it wants to be shot by an unnamed country in a drunken vodka-fueled rage
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 19:11
|
|
|
Where is Canada? Are we still embroiled in some silly scandal involving charities?
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 19:38
|
|
|
It's time to implement Alternative 3
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 19:39
|
|
|
St. Lucia Kitts Martin Haiti Antigua Ecuador Paraguay Estonia Iceland Anguilla Aruba Bahamas Belize Barbados Curacao Chile Vincent Grenada Micronesia Bermuda Marteen Montserrat Grenadines of Nevis Dominica, Turkey Armenia as well as Trinidad and Tobago and the entire continent of Antartica(Paul)(FUCC) prepares to close all of our tiki bars Even the Antarctica tiki bar serving only penguins. Last call GoonUn, let's have a real loving rager! Let's be piss drunk for the Goonaclypse!
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 20:12
|
|
|
 The Delegate for the Republic of Indonesia places a deckchair just in front of the delegate seats, places out a jug of Arrak and a mug, adjusts his sunglasses, traditional indonesian governance hat and Ex-parliamentariat campaign ribbon, folds his hands accross his chest and waits. Eventually he starts doing the observer cryptic crossword and occasionally has a little snooze. Also the ghost of Sukarno would like to angrily inform the Russian Federation that it was blackmailed by the KGB, who claimed to have a sex tape of the president cavorting with the air hostesses, and he's still waiting for his copy after nearly 60 years.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 21:39
|
|
|
Undemocratic Republic of the Congo presents gift baskets to the departing delegates, each containing a rooster and three hens.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 21:47
|
|
|
UK breaks out the good tea set and an entire sleeve of biscuits
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 21:53
|
|
|
corgski posted:Undemocratic Republic of the Congo presents gift baskets to the departing delegates, each containing a rooster and three hens. So this is where eggs come from
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 21:57
|
|
|
The Kaiju-Marxist Republics of Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia implores all remaining Marxist republics to join us in creating a new world order through human-Kaiju praxis, and advises all non-complying nations to prepare to get their puny butts kicked
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 22:15
|
|
|
Leperflesh posted:Albania's force-sensitives are all gonna stay behind and become One with the Force or something, but the rest of us are hitching rides with whoever is getting out while the getting's good. Probably Norway, you guys were totally cool and I bet you have some kind of Tree-based space rocket program right? Can we get a lift? Windmill rockets powered by Arabian opium Yeah I dunno how that happened either, but eh? the citizens of Albania are welcome aboard.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2020 23:57
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 00:12
|
|
|
The New Unified Korean Entity is loading its mega-jury-rigged-Gundam full of the best plastic surgeons, K-pop groups (BTS, Blackpink, Twice, and EXO), and cosmetologists. We have room for a few delegates if any need a lift to space and, uh, wherever else this thing will get us. We would like to thank Samsung and Hyundai for sponsoring our on-board entertainment system and ion pulse drive, respectively. Fist bump to our warrior brothers in the USA - we did our best. To the few delegates still remaining that aren't shooting up or sexing each other or both (Russia, really? Even in the end times, whatever THAT is that you're doing is disgusting), we leave samples of K-Beauty skin care and makeup products.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 04:19
|
|
|
a mysterious cloak posted:(Russia, really? Even in the end times, whatever THAT is that you're doing is disgusting) Russia is just hanging out with Shakira, who we're not interested in shooting and who we're too shy to make a move on.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 05:53
|
|
|
The UAE spends the last days of Earth with the comfort of knowing that they were holding the most important resource post-apocalypse or simply die due to Kaiju emerging from a tectonic plate goatse while aliens vaporize the atmosphere.
Galewolf fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jul 23, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 13:06
|
|
|
Belgian Panama has played nearly every Fallout not counting the first one, so it is 100% prepared for the apocalypse, but no video games OR Internet porn is a huge deal breaker, so it is lifting off in the GRR's ship or whatever it is, maybe an anime robot.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 13:10
|
|
|
Austria will have to insist every space bound nation now reaching for the stars join the cool space alliance or be assumed hostile and destroyed. Possibly with giant laser beams or maybe just a ton of missiles.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 16:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 07:31 |
|
|
we inform Austria that you can bite us and try, we have the anime weapons.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2020 17:00
|
|