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Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Is there anything funnier than Bad Women's Anatomy? Probably not. It can be bad anatomy, too, if you so desire and we'll go past the gender.
There are some NSWF BadWomensAnatomy, too, like ridiculous Hentai drawings and what not. Let's try to avoid those, since the thread should be atleast semi-scrollable at work.


Be it writing by Dean Koontz, bad drawings, hot takes on Social Media, or anything that conveys a terrible understanding of the female anatomy, is what this thread is about. BadMensAnatomy is fine because I am not trying to make this a genderized thing. However, it is not a secret that the typical macho man is often the likeliest perpetrator in Aggresively Not Understanding Anatomy. There's a subreddit for this, called /r/badwomensanatomy, where you can surely scroll for some prime material for examples. I'm trying to get a more goon take on this one since it is reddit and all.










Knee caps?










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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m upset this thread didn’t gain traction. There’s some insane poo poo posted here

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
Jesus

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

N. Senada posted:

I’m upset this thread didn’t gain traction. There’s some insane poo poo posted here

me too but i do not have the fortitude to wade into places where this kind of thought is something anyone would be comfortable saying, and thus can't contribute. god drat

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It's the obvious pick, but I still love John Updike's bizarre ideas about the female bladder labyrinth:



SPOILER WARNING: women have a shorter and substantially more direct urinary pathway than men, and anyone who thinks women can't produce powerful splashing has never been in a women's restroom. To be fair, John Updike presumably hasn't been...

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

vagina bones

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The beta version of the Emergency Medical Hologram was missing a lot of data.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I never realized the urethra and clit weren't connected in any meaningful way, since they're all stuffed up near the same place in the pubic region.

The kicker is that I have a vagina.


:negative:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
that poster who said anuses are self-cleaning but vaginas are filthy

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'd like to know more about Labialand.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

DicktheCat posted:

I never realized the urethra and clit weren't connected in any meaningful way, since they're all stuffed up near the same place in the pubic region.

The kicker is that I have a vagina.


:negative:

The structure that develops into the clitoris during fetal development is the same one that develops into the glans of the penis, depending on what hormonal signals it gets. So they're connected, if not necessarily physically in all people.

Most women don't know much about their lower regions - it's not all out there and visible, and that's not even accounting for our dismal health education generally, so I'm sure this is not an uncommon experience

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Imagine I posted that airbrushed long torso lady from that truck. You know the one

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lil'Wayne believes that menstruation is a venereal disease.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

N. Senada posted:

Imagine I posted that airbrushed long torso lady from that truck. You know the one

Her name is Demver

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
I never noticed that she was giving a thumbs up before.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Moon Monster posted:

Her name is Demver



Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I lol'd at Dean Koontz in the OP, and then I lol'd at everythibg else.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Captain Jesus posted:

I never noticed that she was giving a thumbs up before.

But you did notice the wheels, I hope.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Alhazred posted:

Lil'Wayne believes that menstruation is a venereal disease.

He what now?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

came here to post this read op and im leaving the thread horrified. thanks thread i wont be back

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Author unknown by me
--------------------

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of the bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through her thin fabric. She breasted boobily towards the stairs, and titted downwards.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That was scottbaiowulf on tumblr, which I know because I came here to post the same thing

An excellent username, unfortunately long-since deleted

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Sunswipe posted:

He what now?

Lil'Wayne posted:

I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

RandomFerret posted:

That was scottbaiowulf on tumblr, which I know because I came here to post the same thing

An excellent username, unfortunately long-since deleted
Breasts. I mean Thanks.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

New Adventures of Scoliosis Lass?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
If i had one, i would post an anatomical sketch of Margaret Thatcher, as she is a bad woman.

Here is something more relevant:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/a3wez5/the-vegan-diet-bloggers-who-think-periods-are-not-natural


First ran into this idea on Hotep twitter, not terribly surprised it hasn't stayed there.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I just realized this looks like a dead body they threw in the alley behind their clinic.

For the thread topic, the idea that nipples have a single hole in the middle like a flesh straw, and if the nipple is big enough you can gently caress this hole. This seems to be mainly a hentai thing, but the concept has spread.

Very :nws:, go to around 25:00 for the applicable part:
https://www.xvideos.com/video33371051/real_nipple_fuck_asian_2_nipplefucking.com

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

It's not just that this is loving stupid, it's that no one involved in the recording process said "Wait, that's loving stupid. You should change that so you don't look like a total idiot."

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I still wish there was a version of this that treats the boob as a ball socket for the arm, as in the original.

Demver has unrivalled range of motion in the shoulder joint.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013






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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Welp, it took less than a page for this thread to turn into a thinly veiled excuse to post weird porn. Great job everyone.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Fister Roboto posted:

Welp, it took less than a page for this thread to turn into a thinly veiled excuse to post weird porn. Great job everyone.

I did revise my post, because yeah, you are right. But it is HARD TO RESIST DAMNIT, it is just so bad.



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My question is how do misconceptions like this survive in adults?

I can understand 10-12 year olds thinking stuff like this. The playground is a kaleidoscopic maelstrom of fanciful misinformation. Especially about icky girl stuff.

But for grown ups to still honestly believe poo poo like this is not just an indictment on education, (not just sex education, or biology, but on basic thinking), but also an indictment on the hosed up way of thinking of the people involved.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

My question is how do misconceptions like this survive in adults?

I can understand 10-12 year olds thinking stuff like this. The playground is a kaleidoscopic maelstrom of fanciful misinformation. Especially about icky girl stuff.

But for grown ups to still honestly believe poo poo like this is not just an indictment on education, (not just sex education, or biology, but on basic thinking), but also an indictment on the hosed up way of thinking of the people involved.

One good example is the myth of the vaginas getting looser the more male partners women have, and how pervasive it is. I genuinely believe most of these hosed up beliefs are yet another product of toxic masculinity, and refusing to understand how women's bodies work because it is either un-sexy, or because understanding them on any level that is more than surface is simply unneccessary. They're women, who cares!?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Vahakyla posted:

One good example is the myth of the vaginas getting looser the more male partners women have, and how pervasive it is. I genuinely believe most of these hosed up beliefs are yet another product of toxic masculinity, and refusing to understand how women's bodies work because it is either un-sexy, or because understanding them on any level that is more than surface is simply unneccessary. They're women, who cares!?

I think a lot of it has to do just as much with a lack of a corrective force as with simple toxic masculinity. Our education around anatomy and especially sexual anatomy is so unbelievably poor that people (not even just men) develop something of a "folk" understanding of womens' bodies that has very restricted countervalence within society generally. I don't think most of the teenage boys who would become dumb men refuse to understand how womens' bodies work, and I think in fact they're quite interested to learn, but in many places the only sources of information are other teenage boys, other older male figures who had the same or shittier education and launder all their developed biases against women in general through them (as in the "loose" woman example) or the loving internet, and we all know how that goes. I don't think it can be said these things continue to permeate solely on the waves of latent misogyny, although it certainly doesn't hinder it.

Heath has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Oct 6, 2020

Yoruichi
Sep 21, 2017


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During a D&D game recently, to our poor DM's horror, we elected to enhance their carefully prepared map by drawing cocks and balls on it, because we are adults. I decided to draw a vagina to accompany the c&b, and realised I didn't know how, despite being a vagina-haver. This made me sad.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you can see your own vagina you might have some other interesting anatomical oddities going on.

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