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DicktheCat posted:Question: where did you think you put your dick in to impregnate someone? Solids go out of the rear end, not in.
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Not so fast.
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DicktheCat posted:Question: where did you think you put your dick in to impregnate someone? Cum = liquid.
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Biplane posted:Solids go out of the rear end, not in. I will not stand for this.
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Oct 9, 2020 13:28
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It is easier if you squat, yes.
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OwlFancier posted:My left nipple hardens in the presence of orcs, my right one in the presence of water, I am available for hire. And if both go hard, you know you're near an evil port Full of stevedorcs
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Dragonwagon posted:What's Updike? Ligma Balzac
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Fister Roboto posted:Ligma Balzac How many Ligma's does it take to get to the center of a Balzac?
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Oct 9, 2020 20:45
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You generally want to stop at three, if memory serves.
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Lest you get the crunch.
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I took a world literature class in college. We were talking about FGM because it was relevant to the story we were reading. In particular we were talking about a girl having her vagina sewed shut until she was married. An older guy taking the class piped up: "How do they pee then!?" There was an awkward silence. I chimed in, incredibly awkward, that there's more than one hole down there.
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Where is that from?
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The ultimate case of the Not-Gays.
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Hey, don't post uncensored vagina bones
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Oh, so that's what they make memory foam mattresses out of.
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Fister Roboto posted:Oh, so that's what they make memory foam mattresses out of. I for one can't stand a loose Tempur-pedic
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What is the information storage density of a vagina? Is it better than blu ray?
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OwlFancier posted:What is the information storage density of a vagina? Is it better than blu ray? gently caress all if I know
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A penis is made for one woman. It adapts to one size. Having sex with multiple women causes confusion for the penis which scares it. It then falls off and scurries into the nearest toilet. This means there will be no more winter this year.
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N. Senada posted:A penis is made for one woman. It adapts to one size. Having sex with multiple women causes confusion for the penis which scares it. It then falls off and scurries into the nearest toilet. I distinctly remember from one of the r/incels threads some weirdo arguing that having sex with multiple women makes a dick bigger, because of some insane idea that vaginas naturally shape a dick to themselves. I have no idea how that resulted in a bigger dick if you had sex with multiple women, or how they came to think vaginas could reshape dicks, and I'm not sure they did either.
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It's like buttplugs but backwards.
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From our very own The Football Funhouse, OP forgotten like the wind. Post is referencing Super Bowl 48 where the 18=0 Patriots lost to the 13-6 Giants. ------------------------------- Which is worse: A) To never get anything but the nastiest, sore-riddled bar pussy with the occasional upgrade to a chick who is so fat that you can barely penetrate her before one of the many gathered folds of her gelatinous being block your pelvis from progressing your member further? B) To be standing at the foot of the bed of the most beautiful woman in the world you've worked your entire life for just hoping for the chance to nail. Her body is glorious, devoid of all traces of hair, her breasts are impossibly perfect spheres and her legs are spread askance beckoning you to the warm delights of her vaginal cavity only to have some dumb crosseyed moron named Manning stumble through the door like a slapstick scene in a Jerry Lewis movie. The door swinging open sends you careening through a window to fall below. Meanwhile Eli stumbles forward accidentally catching his pants on the edge of some furniture and falls naked into her, penetrating her in your place. Below you lie, naked and covered with glass listening to that dumb hick bellow out weird donkey-sounding grunts of pleasure as he haphazardly enjoys what was to be your crowning moment. WHICH SCENARIO WILL HAUNT YOU MORE? Being a step away from unimagined glory only to lose it is way worse than the back to back 1-15/2-14 seasons I sat through during the terrible years from the late-mid 80s until Parcells' 2nd season when we finally made the playoffs.
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Who What Now posted:I distinctly remember from one of the r/incels threads some weirdo arguing that having sex with multiple women makes a dick bigger, because of some insane idea that vaginas naturally shape a dick to themselves. I have no idea how that resulted in a bigger dick if you had sex with multiple women, or how they came to think vaginas could reshape dicks, and I'm not sure they did either.
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Girls pee out their butts
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Who What Now posted:I distinctly remember from one of the r/incels threads some weirdo arguing that having sex with multiple women makes a dick bigger, because of some insane idea that vaginas naturally shape a dick to themselves. I have no idea how that resulted in a bigger dick if you had sex with multiple women, or how they came to think vaginas could reshape dicks, and I'm not sure they did either. I remember seeing something similar somewhere, but the opposite: that vaginas naturally produced some kind of acid that would gradually erode the penis over years of sexual activity, resulting in prolific male sex-havers having tiny, destroyed junk. The fact that the incel community has dueling "it is your sacred entitlement to gently caress every woman you want" vs. "women are harpies destroying your precious essence via sex" factions creates amazing contradictory 
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CannonFodder posted:From our very own The Football Funhouse, OP forgotten like the wind. Post is referencing Super Bowl 48 where the 18=0 Patriots lost to the 13-6 Giants. The best kind of breasts are ideal breasts from a physics problem. Perfectly spherical, frictionless, at 0 degees Kelvin.
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The Bloop posted:Girls pee out their butts Seanbaby uses this a lot in his writing, and it was years before I realised it was something some people actually believe rather than something he'd made up to comedically illustrate stupidity.
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CannonFodder posted:From our very own The Football Funhouse, OP forgotten like the wind. Post is referencing Super Bowl 48 where the 18=0 Patriots lost to the 13-6 Giants. "devoid of all traces of hair" is incredibly specific i assume it means she's bald too
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Alopecia is stored in the fantasies.
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Hairlessness has to be right up there on the list of worst bad women's anatomy. I would say it's my favourite bad women's anatomy, but the idea that my legs and armpits are somehow repulsive if I don't shave them genuinely pisses me off
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I am not sure you are actually attracted to boobs if you think spherical boobs are attractive. I also think if you wrote that you may not be attracted to human women. Maybe she was a blow up doll.
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Puppy Time posted:I am not sure you are actually attracted to boobs if you think spherical boobs are attractive. Maybe he's just a physicist?
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But women are supposed to use the vacuum, not be in the vacuum.
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Imagine four boobs on the edge of a cliff
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Captain Hygiene posted:Imagine four boobs on the edge of a cliff Ok, which Marx brothers film is this again?
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Cum works the same way.
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Puppy Time posted:I am not sure you are actually attracted to boobs if you think spherical boobs are attractive. Please do not body shame Demver. CannonFodder posted:Her body is glorious, devoid of all traces of hair [...] perfect spheres and her legs are spread askance You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. 
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Samovar posted:Ok, which Marx brothers film is this again? Cocoanuts
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