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"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
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gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france? gamer dad: no what gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win slumpy |
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gamer dad: haha yeah...chhese burger IS fuckin epic win
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gamer dad watches his son go up to the graduation stage to get his diploma...and then watches him go down ramp through short a, throw a pop flash and bhop out into b main to plant the BOMB AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD, FAMILY GAMER CLAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN
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Kangaroo Pouch posted:sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done. slumpy |
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*gamer dad sweats and tosses a bunch of papers to the floor citing "irl k/d ratios"* hey champ! haha.. whats up, pwn dog? come to do Warmup with dad?
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gamer son is laying in bed through the ceiling leading up to the second floor, a bellow is heard "SPEED RUN" the bed creaks once and a gamer dad pleasure sigh is heard "time" *several people clap above* slumpy |
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Jul 8, 2020 14:51
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supporitve gamer dad at supportive gamer grandmas funeral SGD: son, lets raise our dongers...and....*tears streaming down his face*...give a fat Fuckin F slumpy |
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Dad.....DAD!!!! *gamer dad enters* whats goin on son? *dad adorns his power glove* Gamer Son: I clicked this link that dared me not to cum and I keep cumming on level 3 GD: A fool's errand, son. Those games are made for you to cum. slumpy |
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Gamer doctor: Let me explain in more epic terms......The AIDS riddling the body of your brother is..is kind of like a 4 min drone rush all in and he..he just didnt scout it..
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SGF and SGS go to dippin dots: More dots, more dots, more dots
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