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supportive gamer father bonds with his daughters boyfriend by taking him shooting. “you know,” he starts, “i had a feeling you’d fit in with this family” as they set the new hi-score for time crisis
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"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
supportive gamer father tears up at his son’s school drawing
“i wanna be just like my dad!” is scribbled at the top in crayon. below, a happy stick figure sits in a racing-style chair with “cl_righthand 0” written next to the computer monitor
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son: *bowls a strike*
gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!
son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--
gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON
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doctor: puuush.. puush
dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!
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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip
gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.
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"I can't believe you're finally moving out on your own, son!"
*A tear rolls down gamer dad's cheek as he expertly stacks everything into the moving van*
this is the same gamer dad who was tilted about the dishes
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supporitve gamer dad at supportive gamer grandmas funeral
SGD: son, lets raise our dongers...and....*tears streaming down his face*...give a fat Fuckin F
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 Dad, you tell this story every single time I have people ov-
"And we shot with CTRL!! And move forward was mouse 1! How'd we move backwards?"
... Mouse 2
"Correct! Mouse 2. God times have changed. Ah.. Well, anyway, you kids have fun with your new hen tie thing or whatever does it have bunnyhopping?"
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