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son: *bowls a strike*

gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!

son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--

gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON

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Macnult posted:

doctor: puuush.. puush

dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!

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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?

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Kangaroo Pouch posted:

sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.

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gamer dad raises me to read and write japanese so he can finally play the medabots snes rom

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gamer dad raises me unable to read or write so i can never beat his WPM high score on mavis beacon

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old friend posted:

[at school's Parents evening]

Maths teacher: Sir your daughter's grades are really starting to trail

Dad: Lol, pepehands

Maths teacher: Sir, we really think your daughter has a lot of potential but is falling behind and not keeping up with classwork at all. She's falling asleep and has trouble paying attention. We think this is due to late night gaming sessions

Dad: you THINK?! OMEGALUL you MAD because BAD

Maths teacher: No that's not true I -

Dad: MAD. BECAUSE BAD. *drops the F bomb*

on the ride back home

supportive gamer dad: *mutters* this is so cringe

supportive gamer mom: *mouths “MonkaS” into the window*

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canyoneer posted:

"son, i appreciate your enthusiasm. i can't stop you but i cannot support you joining the boy scouts"
"why? because of their record on lgbt scouts? they've moved past that as an organization"
"i know. it's just, they're, y'know, campers"

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super sweet best pal posted:

Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter

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