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old friend


Slumpy posted:

gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?


gamer dad: no what

gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win

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old friend


a single tear of joy running down his face, my dad stands up in the crowd to dab as I land a 180 no-scope on zombie hitler

old friend


nut posted:

on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?

lol

old friend


Supportive gamer father

shoots cop son

old friend


sick of these bottom-lane E-dads who just play support for their sons, but really they just have their hairy cleavage taking up 80% of the stream. No gamer integrity

old friend


[at school's Parents evening]

Maths teacher: Sir your daughter's grades are really starting to trail

Dad: Lol, pepehands

Maths teacher: Sir, we really think your daughter has a lot of potential but is falling behind and not keeping up with classwork at all. She's falling asleep and has trouble paying attention. We think this is due to late night gaming sessions

Dad: you THINK?! OMEGALUL you MAD because BAD

Maths teacher: No that's not true I -

Dad: MAD. BECAUSE BAD. *drops the F bomb*

old friend


Slumpy posted:

gamer son is laying in bed



through the ceiling leading up to the second floor, a bellow is heard

"SPEED RUN"

the bed creaks once and a gamer dad pleasure sigh is heard

"time"

*several people clap above*

lol

old friend


overbearing gamer mother

old friend


A dad wearing e-sports team jersey with his child's gamertag on the back ("ChodeBlasterX")

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Grieving father insists that all funeral guests bring a mechanical keyboard to his son's cremation to spam "F" as the coffin rolls into the flames

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