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gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?
gamer dad: no what
gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win
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Jul 7, 2020 09:15
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May 21, 2024 12:29
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a single tear of joy running down his face, my dad stands up in the crowd to dab as I land a 180 no-scope on zombie hitler
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Jul 7, 2020 09:16
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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip
gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
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Jul 7, 2020 11:55
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Supportive gamer father
shoots cop son
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Jul 8, 2020 00:45
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sick of these bottom-lane E-dads who just play support for their sons, but really they just have their hairy cleavage taking up 80% of the stream. No gamer integrity
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Jul 8, 2020 08:55
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[at school's Parents evening]
Maths teacher: Sir your daughter's grades are really starting to trail
Dad: Lol, pepehands
Maths teacher: Sir, we really think your daughter has a lot of potential but is falling behind and not keeping up with classwork at all. She's falling asleep and has trouble paying attention. We think this is due to late night gaming sessions
Dad: you THINK?! OMEGALUL you MAD because BAD
Maths teacher: No that's not true I -
Dad: MAD. BECAUSE BAD. *drops the F bomb*
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Jul 8, 2020 10:47
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gamer son is laying in bed
through the ceiling leading up to the second floor, a bellow is heard
"SPEED RUN"
the bed creaks once and a gamer dad pleasure sigh is heard
"time"
*several people clap above*
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Jul 8, 2020 15:04
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overbearing gamer mother
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Jul 9, 2020 23:41
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A dad wearing e-sports team jersey with his child's gamertag on the back ("ChodeBlasterX")
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Jul 12, 2020 02:26
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May 21, 2024 12:29
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Grieving father insists that all funeral guests bring a mechanical keyboard to his son's cremation to spam "F" as the coffin rolls into the flames
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Jul 13, 2020 09:18
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