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"son, i appreciate your enthusiasm. i can't stop you but i cannot support you joining the boy scouts" "why? because of their record on lgbt scouts? they've moved past that as an organization" "i know. it's just, they're, y'know, campers" |
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"i'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but your son's convoy was ambushed in the Helmand province. the firefight lasted less than a minute, and unfortunately he gave the ultimate sacrifice for his country" "was he in pain?" "no, and he wanted me to tell you, he finished with a 4:1 KDR" "hell yeah. I'll press F for that" |
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screaming from the sidelines of the 6/7 year old city rec league soccer team that the goalie position is "op cheese bullshit" whenever they use their hands |
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"boy, the world isn't going to hand anything to you. you got screwed by the rng on your character creation roll and do not have the natural attributes to min/max your class. the only thing you can do is git gud." |
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