Would you rather the world's smallest genitals or the world's largest?

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

n/t

# ? Jul 7, 2020 12:20

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old friend

smallest would obviously be much more practical and portable, and largest would be grotesque, comical and terribly impractical. So i'm going with largest

# ? Jul 7, 2020 12:37

nut

can I have just one

# ? Jul 7, 2020 12:46

Prof. Crocodile

old friend posted:

smallest would obviously be much more practical and portable, and largest would be grotesque, comical and terribly impractical. So i'm going with largest

it's this, micropeen me op

# ? Jul 7, 2020 13:03

Escape From Noise

I have both at once. It's... difficult

# ? Jul 7, 2020 13:23

Manifisto

important q, are our eventual alien overlords more likely to prize specimens with big or small genitals as a delicacy?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 7, 2020 13:49

Goons Are Gifts

Small for snack, large for meal

# ? Jul 7, 2020 13:53

Stooge

pa always said stick with what you're good at

# ? Jul 7, 2020 14:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If it's alright I'd rather keep my OWN genitals and the world can keep its

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 14:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

largest ? on my rooftop in the style of a question block from mario

this will tempt airplanes i'm sure of it

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 14:46

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 17:19

Manifisto

The Mighty Moltres posted:

One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 7, 2020 17:22

Goons Are Gifts

The Mighty Moltres posted:

One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 18:30

Slumpy

the greeks thought big dicks were for stupid oafs so call me slumpy haha

slumpy

# ? Jul 7, 2020 18:45

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Perhaps the worlds largest genitals could be a boon in survival scenarios so I'll take those due to all of the survival scenarios I constantly find myself in.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:02

Android Blues

seems like a monkey paw wish, by which i mean a blue whale vagina wish

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:42

Android Blues

my legs bow out massively as the dizzying weight of Ocean Pussey is suddenly bestowed upon me

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:43

Android Blues

my pelvis cracks, thighbones bend. my limited human skeleton cannot handle the blue whale gently caress cavern i am now forced to support along the straining lineaments of my musculature. i weep, consumed at once with joy and fear

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:44

Android Blues

walking as if i'm straddling an invisible vaulting horse to support my Ocean Pussey

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:45

Android Blues

sitting on every chair as if it's a roman divan, because of my cetacean slunge grotto. my legs develop separate cultures and attitudes because they are spaced so far apart from one another at all times

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:47

Android Blues

y'all who're saying you'd get small, convenient dicks are gonna end up with the brittle penis of a thistle beetle, primed to snap off after punching through a micron-thick carapace, releasing a genetic payload from internal gonads that look like a chunk of lost tuna. you would not last two SECONDS in a room with an evil genie

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:54

Android Blues

As it is said in the Kama Sutra, the lion should lie down with the lion, the mouse with the mouse, and definitely under no circumstances should the thistle beetle lie down with the Ocean Pussey.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 19:56

Manifisto

lmao

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:00

nut

god fuckign dman

# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:27

cda: by Hand Knit

Android Blues posted:

As it is said in the Kama Sutra, the lion should lie down with the lion, the mouse with the mouse, and definitely under no circumstances should the thistle beetle lie down with the Ocean Pussey.

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:49

cda: by Hand Knit

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:50

old friend

cda posted:

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with

I think it's just the smallest or largest. Species is irrelevant

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Walking with the smug satisfaction that I have the world's smallest, artfully delicate, complex and beautiful dick

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:27

google THIS

Android Blues posted:

otoh, really easy labor if you're ever planning on that

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:42

alexandriao

important: do I get to choose my new genitals. b/c id go with big either way

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:49

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

cda posted:

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with

I meant in your mouth :confused:

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

And the guy with the lamp goes, "do you think I wished for an enormous angina?"

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:59

Android Blues

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

And the guy with the lamp goes, "do you think I wished for an enormous angina?"

# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:02

cda: by Hand Knit

Chewbecca posted:

I meant in your mouth

smallest then, for sure

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:04

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"vaginga"

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

v'jenga

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:08

nut

vajuggular

# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vajuggalo

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:12

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

va va va va vagina ann

# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:40

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:19

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I wouldn't last 15 seconds in a room with a genie because I am a compulsive masturbator that always has one finger on the trigger

# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:42

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