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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
(1) How many days will each league last, from opening day? If you think the championship will be awarded, just answer "complete." If you think the season will get canceled before opening day, feel free to answer with a negative. For seasons that do start but do not finish, we'll compare them by % of scheduled games played before the shutdown.

MLB: 30
NHL: COMPLETE
NBA: 30
NFL: 50 (not counting preseason)

(2) First tiebreaker. How many players from each sport will end up contracting SARS-CoV-2?

MLB: 120
NHL: 20
NBA: 40
NFL: 700 (NEXT MAN UP!)

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Jul 23, 2020

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Up to 71 MLB players testing positive already.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Honestly, I think I was wrong about them shutting down MLB before they start. I think they're actually going to play some number of games. It's crazy.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Hand Knit posted:

Congratulations to the NHL for reaching the end of the season.

Cases during the bubble: officially 0

Cases in phase 2 (league testing before training camp): Officially 43, I think

Honestly amazing. The NBA is gonna be real low too.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
The NBA and NHL bubbles were extraordinarily successful. And also sound like they really, really sucked for the players and staff and folks who were stuck inside.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
This NYTimes article reports "over 700."

It's amazing how much we stopped giving a gently caress about mass death.

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