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Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Yes, we have an excellent matchmaking system here at fight together, die a clone. If you don't have enough of a certain job, we'll add plenty of troubleshooters who meet the requirements.

Episode 89: Data Dealings

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Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 90: Guzman

This is heading towards a really great climax. I wonder if it'll be the climax of the entire podcast or not!?! Who knows?!? Nobody can know except me!

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Gosts posted:

Episode 90: Guzman

This is heading towards a really great climax. I wonder if it'll be the climax of the entire podcast or not!?! Who knows?!? Nobody can know except me!

Bees knows. Bees always knows.

Edit: I posted that right before starting the episode and it was like she was cheering me on :3:

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Funny story, that snippet of audio was from when lights and ram were privately talking to the wizard. Bees just chanted that into her microphone unprompted while muted in discord. I asked her, but she doesn't remember why.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 91: Rescuing Endangered Sea Life

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
Remember people, the Computer is your friend.

Trust the Computer!

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


So true. It's just so true.

Episode 92: It was a Good Run

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Lmao Download Daemon.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 93: Ideas Come from Different Places

Finally, the debriefing for mission 7. I can't wait to erase them all.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Wow Bees. That last comment hurt :(

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I like the players forgot what the first requirement of the mission was.

Still, I was surprised how worried they were. I thought they did well unless some of the treason was caught.

I’m glad everyone got to play Elden Ring.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


I love elden ring but i'm terrible at finishing games. I used to always finish them when I was a kid but now my attention snaps to something else, inevitably!

Like to telling you about mission seven's secrets:

Episode 93.5: The Installation

But i'm sure i'll get back to it.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 94: Proximity Explaining

don't post spoilers about this one without a spoiler tag

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 95: I Forgot Everything about Kyle

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 96: Complaint Withdrawal

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I enjoy the game master tips. I was unable to get my friends interested in Paranoia but maybe someday.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 97: Episode Six

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 98: I'm planning to set Ram and Kyle on fire

We're getting close to catching up to our actual game progress again... this time because people keep getting covid, which is unfortunate, but nobody died, which is nice.

Also, here's a little something I put together:

fig a) kyle's audio when speaking


fig b) kyle's audio when emphasizing something


fig c) kyle's audio when ram suggests that some things kyle did might not have been the smartest moves

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Lmao

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


I know I won't be able to post this episode on time this week, so instead of posting it 2 hours late like i usually do, i'm doing it an hour early, so here you go! We should have some fun stuff for episode 100, as well. I'm excited! Excitement is mandatory.

Episode 99: RAD-11

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 100: Gosts' Narrative

Ram said "I thought only 10% of this was usable"

But I said no, instead, I chose rapture.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I like this giant crab bot (spoilers about it just in case ) and I am sure it is meant to be running on like assembly language or something but I prefer to think of it as running on BASIC and pre-Alpha Complex kids recorded crab bot code off of the radio

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 101: The Pit of Vipers Consumes Itself

back to our usual content (torturing ram for ~1 hour)

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I am glad I listened to all of 100 before coming here before doing my usual bit, which is suggesting you play Rise of the Runelords in Pathfinder.

I'm confident in all the ideas, and your show is one of the few I would trust to listen to a Call of Cthulhu mini show (for whatever reason this was all the rage in early actual play podcasts and all but a few were awful).

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Gosts posted:

Episode 98: I'm planning to set Ram and Kyle on fire

We're getting close to catching up to our actual game progress again... this time because people keep getting covid, which is unfortunate, but nobody died, which is nice.

Also, here's a little something I put together:

fig a) kyle's audio when speaking


fig b) kyle's audio when emphasizing something


fig c) kyle's audio when ram suggests that some things kyle did might not have been the smartest moves


glorious

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Glad you're all having fun. Still haven't finished mission 8, had a busy week, but I still have plenty of time, so ehhh probably gonna be fine

Episode 102: Parental Controls, Pt. 1

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


The players were talking about how hosed up it would be if they just died immediately now, after all that talk about cools ways we might end the series. Wouldn't that be hosed up?

Episode 103: Parental Controls, Pt. 2

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 104: Robots on Steroids

yyeaaah!!

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 105: Scalawag

this episode will apply a curse to your entire family if you listen to it

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


I have some text for you. It's not short.

This is the complete file I sent to ram at the beginning of mission 8, AKA episode 105

Anything in {braces} is a note that I have added for credits or other purposes, and wasn't sent to the players.

OFFICIAL SECTOR DMF MISSION ADDITION SUBMISSION
redac ver. [GREEN] threat [C] mission no. [193524]

WILL YOU REQURE AN EXTERNAL BRIEFING OFFICER TO BRIEF YOUR TEAM? [Y] [N]
WILL YOU REQUIRE A BRIEFING ROOM? [Y] [N]
DO YOU REQUIRE A DROP-OFF TO MISSION POINT? [Y] [N]
DO YOU REQUIRE A PICKUP AT MISSION END? [Y] [N]
DO YOU REQUIRE A BOMBING RUN AT MISSION START? [Y] [N] {'bombing run' questions contributed by SpBrian!}
DO YOU REQUIRE A BOMBING RUN AT MISSION END? [Y] [N]
EXPECTED MISSION DURATION? (IF PICKUP REQUESTED) [ ]
EXPECTED MISSION DURATION? (IF PICKUP NOT REQUESTED) [ ]
WILL YOU REQUIRE A BRAINSCRUB FOR YOUR TEAM AFTER MISSION END? [Y] [N]
WILL YOU REQUIRE TERMINATION OF TEAM AFTER MISSION END? [Y] [N]
WILL YOU REQUIRE OTHER MEASURES FOR TEAM AFTER MISSION END? [ ]
IS MISSION GUARANTEED TO FAIL? [Y] [N]
IS MISSION GUARANTEED TO SUCCEED? [Y] [N]
EXPECTED COLLATERAL DAMAGE COST? [ ] {Collateral Damage question contributed by Geemer!}



OFFICIAL SECTOR DMF TROUBLESHOOTER HQ INVENTORY
redac ver. [GREEN] threat [C] mission no. [193524]

NOTICES:
a) as of 2nd quarter 224YOTC we no longer stock standard maintenance supplies (toolbox tools, multitools, metal, wire, tape,) in-building. the same goes for standard paperwork supplies (writing supplies, calanders, pocket books), drugs, basic cleaning equipment (mops, buckets) and so on. please submit a SEPARATE form with your inventory request form with details on any non-troubleshooter-related gear you require for your mission equipment.
b) please sort your multicorder programs when returning them. do not dump them all in one pile. do NOT leave them inside the multicorder, and do not leave the multicorder ‘on’.

Standard Issue - Weaponry
Blaster [x32]
Brass Knuckles [x21]
Cone Rifle [x12]
Cone Rifle Shells [solidx12; APx8; HPx4; JSPx5; HEx6; HEATx3; napalmx8; flarex1; ECMxRESTRICTED TO OFFSITE STORAGE; gasx7; tacnukexRESTRICTED TO OFFSITE STORAGE;]
Cone Rifle Remote Shell Trigger [x19]
Energy Pistol [x14]
Flamethrower [x4]
Flamethrower Fuel Cannisters (spare) [x25]
Force Sword [x3]
Gauss Rifle [xRESTRICTED TO OFFSITE STORAGE]
Grenade (fragmentation) [x141]
Grenade (HE) [x85]
Grenade (gas) [x23]
Rapid-Ice Gun [x3]
Knife [x192]
Laser Pistol Body (spares) [x103]
Laser Pistol Barrels [Rx447; Ox261; Yx153; Gx75; Bx33; Ix19;]
Laser Rifle Body [x73]
Laser Rifle Barrels [Ox175; Yx152; Gx63; Bx57; Ix14;]
Needle Gun [x15]
Neurowhip [x22]
Slugthrower [x95]
Slug Thrower [x1]
Slugthrower (Semi-Auto) [x35]
Slugthrower Mags [solidx279; APx74; HPx54; JSPx34; HEx43; HEATx21; napalmx32; flarex5; ECMxRESTRICTED TO OFFSITE STORAGE; gasx53; tacnukexRESTRICTED TO OFFSITE STORAGE;]
Sonic Pistol [x42]
Sonic Rifle [x45]
Stun Gun [x32]
Sword [x24]
Tangler [x62]
Truncheon [x825]

Standard Issue - Armor
Reflec Armor Spares [Rx94; Ox63; Yx42; Gx35; Bx42; Ix6;]
Kevlar [x16]
Anticonvection Suit (Ablative) [x13] {Idea by j.k. evo!}
Environment Suit [x8]
Farraday Suit [x7]

Standard Issue - Navigation
Ladder-Lad Extendable Ladder [x31]
E-Z Breathe™ Breathy Masks & Tank [x45]
Grappy-Cord™ Certified Plasticord Launcher [x53]
Climbing Picks [x32]

Standard Issue - Hygiene
LiquiSoap Capsule [x4275]
LiquiSoap Handgun D120 [x45]
LiquiSoap Assault Rifle D350 [x12]
LiquiSoap Grenade D240 [x53]

Standard Issue - Happiness
Confetti Capsule [x3594]
Emergency Fun Kit [x31] {Idea by Retro!}
Happiness Officer 3-Syringe Chemshooter [x163]
Chemshooter 3-Syringe Gelgernine Magazine [x524]
Chemshooter 3-Syringe Visomorpain Magazine [x142]
Chemshooter 3-Syringe Sandallathon Magazine [x65]

Standard Issue - Loyalty
Loyalty Enforcement Stick [x425]
Contraband Chemical Detector + Blood Extractor [x4]
Fingerprinting Kit [x5]

Standard Issue - Comm
Com MK1 [x285]
Com MK2 [x56]
Multicorder MK1 [x594]
Multicorder MK2 [x5]
Multicorder Programs*

-

Special Issue – Infiltrator
Recorder MK1 [x132]
Recorder MK2 [x13]
Wireless Repeater Repeater [x18] {Idea by Killhour!}
ZapDust Anti-Tracker Grenade [x36]
Micro Laser Barrel [x92]
Micro Laser Body [x27]
Pen Disintegrator [x3] {Idea by j.k. evo!}
Plastiwire Strangler [x34]

Special Issue - Mechanics
Versawrench [x5] {Idea by Killhour!}

Special Issue - Armor
MK5 Powered Battle Armor [x1]

Special Issue - Navigation
Grappy-Cord™ High-Power Spike-Attached Zipline Launcher [x7]
Auto-Packing Parachute [x15]

Special Issue - Bio Tools
Bug Net [x40]
Sample Specimen Tray [x10]
Flowerbed [x5]


Etc.
BBB (various flavors) [x8425]

-

VEHICLES
Transport Priority Passes**
Autocar (various models) [x18]
16 Wheel Truck [x2 [externally stored]]
Copter: [x2 [externally stored]]

-

BOTS
Combot MK12 Standard [x1]
Combot MK4 Anti-Riot [x5]
Combot MK3 L.U.C.I.F.E.R. [x2]
Combot MK1 Retrofit 6 [x7]
Guardbot MK19 Gauss [x3]
Guardbot MK16 Eyewitness [x5]
Guardbot MK14 Rapid Deployment [x11]
Flybot 550 [x3]
Flybot 350 Recon [x4]
Docbot MK7 [x13]
Docbot MK4 [x52]
Docbot MK2 [x24]
Jackobot MK 27 Custm. [x26]
Jackobot MK22 Custm. [x34]
Jackobot MK18 Lifter [x15]
Psychbot Modern 8.02 [x5]
Burrowbot MK3 [x3]
Refillbot v1.24 [x4]
Radbot v2.94 [x1]
Aquabot v4.0 [x2]
Cargobot MK5 [x6]
Scrubbot Modern 3.05 [x215]

-

*due to logistical issues, many programs remain unsorted. stocks may be inaccurate***

**please speak directly with your local troubleshooting transport advisor

***i do not know what programs we have because you are all rodents. you are filthy hoarders. here is a list of every program we’ve ever had. do we have them? i don’t know. maybe! are they in use? i don’t know! maybe! maybe you left self destruct in your multicorder when you returned it and blew up our whole stock. who knows!
-Dead Reckoning (GPS)
-Bot Damage Analysis
-Editing (Basic)
-Hygiene Inspector
-Infrared (Thermal)
-Radar
-Recorder
-Self-Destruct
-Visible Light
-Censorship Advisor
-ME Card Scanner
-Motion Detection
-Radioactivity
-Toxin Analysis
-Wound Analysis
-Bot Spec Analysis
-Disease Analysis
-Editing Suite
-Life Form Recognition
-Radio Signals
-X-Ray
-Lie Detector
-Psionic Phenomena Detector
-Subliminal Message Detector
-Twitch-Talk Analysis
-Translator

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 106: what a good game

Ok! I'm back and so are episodes. We love episodes. We love this episode.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 107: He's never been the same

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I also love episodes.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Rick posted:

I also love episodes.

WELL THEN DO I HAVE THE (weekly, scheduled) THING FOR YOU

Episode 108: I Like Destabilizing the Town

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 109: No corrupt, and all robot slave

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 110: The Game Master (who I trust implicitly)

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 111: Secret Society Serial

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 112: bees loving dies

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 113: Pitiful and Small

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Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Episode 114: I Want The Gun

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