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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Radio Free Kobold posted:

back in my day you didn't need no doctor, you just sewed your spine back together with some *adamantine thread* and went right back to work

Look at fancybones over there. I'm proud to use our clan's own barbed wire, lovingly twisted and allowed to oxidize in the dankest conditions.

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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Radio Free Kobold posted:

It menaces with spikes of music. They're metaphorical spikes, you see, they come out whenever it's played.

It's not called Rock & Roll here. We have Rock & Impale. You can play in the keys of rust or trauma. Once the players start, they can't stop until there's been enough blood spilled to satisfy the gods themselves. It can be dwarf blood; the gods aren't fussy.

See also Sex, and Drugs.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Black Robe posted:

An earring, huh? It's a start.

Do you have Prince Albrecht in a can?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Tias posted:

(TRAIN loving FISHERMEN)
Needs a learned grammarian to properly punctuate. An amateurishly lain comma or impudent hyphen would miss hilarity and lugubriousness altogether.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I read this as Toehammer. It must be where dwarven miners get super clumsy and flatten their phalanges with artisanally crafted sledgehammers.

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