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Tias
May 25, 2008

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Tinasth Ginbeard sighed, then drew his cog-quill, etching his name onto the oath of immigration. The script menaced with spikes of hope, gold and the lure of complex machinery. Then he raised his finely-decorated adamantine Sword of Arcane Rending to his lips to seal the oath, but it slipped through his fingers into a deep shaft, for he had recently masturbated into an oily rag.

"ANUSTRAPPPSSSS" he bellowed, shaking the firmament. But the deed was done. He was going into the north.

((I am so loving here for this.))

Tias fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jul 9, 2020

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Tias
May 25, 2008

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Can't have a good dwarven militia if not at least one guy know how to play the otapbhi, smdh

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Unless anything has changed, a craftdwarfs workshop can produce any kind of craft (save metal), you just have to set a dwarf with the appropriate skill to work it.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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From the diary of Tinasth Ginbeard: 551-2-22

Finally arrived at the new site. Sorry showing in the architecture, we're gonna need roofs before the weather gets really bad. They say there's magma crabs below, which bodes good for warmth - and the chill keeps out any blood gnats. I really hate those loving things.

I wonder what fish lurk in the frozen streams, and will make improving the fish industry my first priority.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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No poo poo, we'll all kill ourselves to get away from the piper you can't hit hard enough to shut up

Tias
May 25, 2008

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I'm a fervent worshipper of Deler Umerearthen. Who/what is that and do I want to know?

Tias
May 25, 2008

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From the diary of Tinasth Ginbeard

are you making GBS threads me bru.

A rift has formed between the dwarves who would consider the miners our foundation and they who would consider the farmers our foundation. They are all mistaken. Would you thrive if you had nothing but the din of picks in your ear - or if you ate just tubers and pig tails? I loving thought so. This kind of smoothskulled problem probably derives from having dealings with elves. Lava the lot of them!

FISH is the cornerstone of our industry, and would the overseers just permit me to train more fisherdwarves the caverns would give us enough to eat, not just for our dwarves and young, but also any visitors.

Tias fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Sep 8, 2020

Tias
May 25, 2008

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a decent if unqualified guess could be drowning, he's got 7 deep water all around him, and if he's a weak swimmer or injured by the fall that's the end of it.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Do we even have grain?

(TRAIN loving FISHERMEN)

Tias
May 25, 2008

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*Contemplates getting out of chickenshit outfit and founding FISHTRAINS*

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May 25, 2008

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"The deep was good to me, for these claws to be stuck in a roll of fat"

- last words, Tinasth Ginbeard.

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Tias
May 25, 2008

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Farseli posted:

At least I'll be armed!

..Armok willing.

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