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verbal enema posted:Dude gently caress yes I wonder how many limbs I'll lose to angry ghosts this time.
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Most of the military are spare musicians. I cannot foresee any issues at all arising from this.
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Yay, metaldorf! Fey mood here I come. I have no aesthetic or artistic sense apparently so I'm sure I'll make something utterly magnificent. Assuming I don't die in an amusing fashion first, obviously. Wait, we're on a glacier with no resources, I'll just go insane because nobody can find any seashells or something. Though I do worship the creepy necromancer god, so I'm probably half way there already. Rip Viola, we hardly knew ye.
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Jul 22, 2020 19:31
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ChocolatePancake posted:But how do they taste? Spicy.
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Jul 22, 2020 22:18
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Radio Free Kobold posted:I wonder, is it possible to expose certain volunteers to the fog to render them pain-immune? As someone currently too useful to be drafted into the military, this is an astoundingly good idea and we should try it on all these spare musicians we have lying around.
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Jul 26, 2020 07:28
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Xlorp posted:It can be dwarf blood; the gods aren't fussy. If you can't find free range blood, store bought is fine.
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Jul 26, 2020 19:21
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Tias posted:I'm a fervent worshipper of Deler Umerearthen. Who/what is that and do I want to know? One of the updates on the first page talks about our pantheon. Deler is a dwarf goddess of metals, nothing terrifying. As far as we know 
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Jul 28, 2020 14:21
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An earring, huh? It's a start.
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Aug 4, 2020 05:34
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IPA Regulations posted:God's dang blow-in took my job!! Can't hear you over the vibrations from my fabulous new silver earring, sorry.
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So Math posted:Also at this time, it became known that the dwarf Osroct divulged the secrets of Aceached the silver earing to a human outsider. Jealousy is unattractive, Osroct. Your human crush or whatever can have my earring when the endless magma voids full of demons freeze over. 'mediocre'? you wouldn't know craftsdorfship if it spat in your beard
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Sep 8, 2020 09:41
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Kristopher posted:Come talk to me when you've killed something with that trinket, craftsdwarf. Maybe if you prance around wearing it in front of our enemies, a few might die laughing! Haven't you got some hauling to do, peasant boy? Go take all day to move one sock or something. In between chatting with the humans, of course. Very important, that. I'll be over here making tools, weapons and armour and actually contributing something in the meantime.
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Sep 10, 2020 09:47
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Okay but a fat weregoat sounds adorable.
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Sep 17, 2020 15:34
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Oh. I, uh. I guess I'm the mayor now? Well, okay, but I'm not going to have much time for paperwork and such, I'm one of the only smiths we have... memo to self, first official act: find someone to tell me what the hell the mayor does.
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Look, if the gods want me to make jewellery instead of weapons, then the gods clearly want you to be horribly killed by fire imps.
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