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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > whats the longest you have gone without using a computer?
 
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
books are computers because they pages like the internet

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
pic related: they are both using computers

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i don't read during takeoff anyway because i like to look out the window and marvel at how loving fast i'm going and watch as things on the ground get smaller and smaller

same but then at landing time my eyes are slammed shut and I’m white knuckling the armrests because i just know the pilot’s gonna touch the plane down wrong and we’re gonna bounce back up into the sky, overshoot the runway and the breaks will fail and we’ll flip over because they catch a wheel because we’re sideways etc.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
oh also they’ll slam the plane down too hard because at the last minute there will be a wind gust that drops the plane when they are above the runway. it’ll break the landing gear or something. idk I’m not an airplane scientist.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the best airport is the one from wings

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the shittiest airport I’ve been to is leeds/bradford “””international””” very grimy and yuck.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
definitely.

i bet people have even left an open computer at the lan party for elijah during passover.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

dougdrums posted:

Was Kansas City/mci's layout incredibly dumb before 9/11?

oh, gently caress. forgot about that one. yeah. as of four years ago or so it was still very dumb as they had to make all of these half assed reconfigurations for security theater but without the right space/configuration.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
and the entrance to their rental car hub thingy is like going into a fortified u boat pen

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
woah woah woah moocow. i need some time to process that. having some trust issues rn.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
imo flying doesn’t count because ur sitting in (touching) a big flying computer :colbert:

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Sometimes, I think about my grandparents, who went their whole lives without ever using a computer.

bring them back as sentient holograms

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