Ironing my husband's dick

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Ironing my husband's dick

ironing my husbands sick so I can wedge it under the door instead of letting it kinda drag when the door catches the wind hard enough to close it

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 21:07

# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:23

spritzing my husband's dick with Downey Wrinkle Reducer because im a busy woman, plus i like the fresh clean scent

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 22:23

opting to bronze my dick instead because i like the sheen

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 22:57

getting teased at the annual general meeting for the big black iron burn stain on my dick

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 12:25

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